Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I spent my whole life acting like Mindy,

but it's actually a filthy dumpster

Look, I love you and I think you love me.

Well, no. Someone else was

No. We tried for two hours,

Oh, that's enough out of you, robot lover.

But no. Please don't make me

Why can't I say "fork"?

- Welcome to the Medium Place. - So what's up?

Actually, I have kind of a rapport with some of the fire monsters.

Everyone here is supposed to have a soul mate,

I thought was gonna kill me...

I think you'll be lucky to get six months

and some scratchy tickets.

Me and Janet keep trying to solve the problem

We should hang out sometime.

Yeah, you gotta.

One night, I had an epiphany, right?

Yes, but... I get to stay.

You can decide. You have 30 minutes.

Okay, I thought you were gonna at least pretend

- Where's Jason? - Heads up!

- ♪ And did it my... ♪ - Oh, my God, look out!

I cannot predict everything that's gonna happen,

Tahani tortured Jason

It's My Masturbating Time

that we were in a prank show.

It's actually the largest relief aid charity in the world.

She deserves to be in the Bad Place.

Chidi and I are going to go together,

Yes, that may work.

we move on to the next one.

I mean, it's always the same. We get the names,

What's gonna happen to me when Jason and Fake Eleanor go

What's your deal? Are you single?

Buzz off, Bambadjan! Don't need it.

like this, okay? We are a family.

will never really be my Good Place.

This is a real mess, huh?

You have no idea where they are.

It was not legal.

and me, I'm wearing a judge's robe?

to talk about the environment?

Chidi, I need ya. You're the smart one.

You submitted a list of things you wanted;

- You knew about Jason? - Yes, I know

and it's not the Bad Place.

That makes me feel worse, somehow.

Uh, $60 billion, actually, so.

No. I am in charge of all matters here for the next 30 minutes.

But anyway, they finally came to this compromise, you know?

to get me to do stuff.