Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everyone here is supposed to have a soul mate,
But anyway, they finally came to this compromise, you know?
One night, I had an epiphany, right?
Look, I love you and I think you love me.
You have no idea where they are.
Why can't I say "fork"?
Chidi, I need ya. You're the smart one.
Chidi and I are going to go together,
That makes me feel worse, somehow.
I thought was gonna kill me...
that we were in a prank show.
we move on to the next one.
Guys!
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This is a real mess, huh?
I cannot predict everything that's gonna happen,
No. We tried for two hours,
I spent my whole life acting like Mindy,
will never really be my Good Place.
It's My Masturbating Time
and me, I'm wearing a judge's robe?
- Welcome to the Medium Place. - So what's up?
I think you'll be lucky to get six months
Uh, whoo!
It was not legal.
We should hang out sometime.
What's your deal? Are you single?
and it's not the Bad Place.
Look,
Buzz off, Bambadjan! Don't need it.
- You knew about Jason? - Yes, I know
- ♪ And did it my... ♪ - Oh, my God, look out!
Yeah, you gotta.
Tahani tortured Jason
but it's actually a filthy dumpster
to get me to do stuff.
Yes, that may work.
But no. Please don't make me
Okay, I thought you were gonna at least pretend
It's actually the largest relief aid charity in the world.
You submitted a list of things you wanted;
to talk about the environment?
Well, no. Someone else was
like this, okay? We are a family.
Bad Janet?
I mean, it's always the same. We get the names,
- Where's Jason? - Heads up!
and some scratchy tickets.
Uh, $60 billion, actually, so.
Yes, but... I get to stay.
Guys?
Actually, I have kind of a rapport with some of the fire monsters.
What's gonna happen to me when Jason and Fake Eleanor go
You can decide. You have 30 minutes.
Me and Janet keep trying to solve the problem
I don't know.
She deserves to be in the Bad Place.
Oh, that's enough out of you, robot lover.
No. I am in charge of all matters here for the next 30 minutes.