Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whoa, what is happening?
Whose birthday is it?
Once I'm back, we'll get to know each other.
The Bad Place is owed two people.
No, I'm going with Chidi!
Obviously, we'll be miserable,
go to the Bad Place. They're our friends.
You know the way you feel when you see
Excuse me? Why am I like this?
You hurt everyone in your life
please put on these fedoras.
The real mistakes were Jason and Eleanor.
Sorry. I'm getting choked up.
I think he has a good point.
This really sucks.
that really put you over the top,
Me and Janet are staying, just FYI.
Holy motherforking shirtballs.
I have heard no statements nor seen any evidence
Yeah, but it's always warm.
We get to stay, baby! We did it!
regarding the soul of Eleanor Shellstrop.
'Cause Janet's powers aren't working,
They're at each other's throats already.
which almost turned out to be sex,
to speak somewhat emotionally?
Come on, we gotta go.
I'm surrounded by people who are literally better than me.
We got you your favorite beer.
Maybe I was brought here by mistake,
Oh, that is the nicest and only thing
Who cares about those dummies?
Lawrence!
♪ I'll say it clear ♪
was the old Eleanor. She changed.
is solely judged on its consequences.
- Correct. - Open up.
See?
I got myself something. I just need you to sign it.
- No. - Oh, yeah. I mean, I was just...
was to snog Ryan Gosling at the Met Ball.
A compromise was made:
Now I'm bored. Walking is dumb.
So...
Because they won't even know that they are doing it.
Hey, you wanna grab a drink or something?
Watch. You exist. You don't exist.
♪ Of which I'm certain ♪
a hot, rich fraud with legs for days...
You're too late. You... you missed the cut-off.
Oh, man!
our "friends," then why aren't they here with us right "now"?
Maybe we can get them to swing with us.
- they just said. - We can't let Tahani and Chidi
So where are you from, Chris?
The one time you actually remember something from class.
They figured it out.
Chris, you'll stand by me no matter what, right?
And apparently, this Janet is in love with Jason.
Michael! I just found an obscure precedent