Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think he has a good point.
We got you your favorite beer.
Michael! I just found an obscure precedent
Now I'm bored. Walking is dumb.
regarding the soul of Eleanor Shellstrop.
A compromise was made:
♪ Of which I'm certain ♪
Oh, man!
was the old Eleanor. She changed.
Maybe I was brought here by mistake,
Holy motherforking shirtballs.
Because they won't even know that they are doing it.
Me and Janet are staying, just FYI.
- they just said. - We can't let Tahani and Chidi
The one time you actually remember something from class.
You know the way you feel when you see
is solely judged on its consequences.
They figured it out.
Oh, that is the nicest and only thing
♪ I'll say it clear ♪
please put on these fedoras.
So where are you from, Chris?
And apparently, this Janet is in love with Jason.
Once I'm back, we'll get to know each other.
Obviously, we'll be miserable,
I have heard no statements nor seen any evidence
that really put you over the top,
go to the Bad Place. They're our friends.
to speak somewhat emotionally?
I got myself something. I just need you to sign it.
So...
We get to stay, baby! We did it!
a hot, rich fraud with legs for days...
They're at each other's throats already.
Lawrence!
Come on, we gotta go.
Chris, you'll stand by me no matter what, right?
This really sucks.
You're too late. You... you missed the cut-off.
Watch. You exist. You don't exist.
was to snog Ryan Gosling at the Met Ball.
Who cares about those dummies?
Whoa, what is happening?
which almost turned out to be sex,
our "friends," then why aren't they here with us right "now"?
Sorry. I'm getting choked up.
Hey, you wanna grab a drink or something?
I'm surrounded by people who are literally better than me.
See?
Whose birthday is it?
Yeah, but it's always warm.
'Cause Janet's powers aren't working,
Maybe we can get them to swing with us.
No, I'm going with Chidi!
Excuse me? Why am I like this?
The Bad Place is owed two people.
You hurt everyone in your life
The real mistakes were Jason and Eleanor.
- No. - Oh, yeah. I mean, I was just...
- Correct. - Open up.