Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

was to snog Ryan Gosling at the Met Ball.
And apparently, this Janet is in love with Jason.
- they just said. - We can't let Tahani and Chidi
please put on these fedoras.
which almost turned out to be sex,
You know the way you feel when you see
This really sucks.
The Bad Place is owed two people.
Once I'm back, we'll get to know each other.
- No. - Oh, yeah. I mean, I was just...
that really put you over the top,
Sorry. I'm getting choked up.
to speak somewhat emotionally?
Whoa, what is happening?
Hey, you wanna grab a drink or something?
Holy motherforking shirtballs.
Watch. You exist. You don't exist.
is solely judged on its consequences.
Michael! I just found an obscure precedent
I think he has a good point.
We get to stay, baby! We did it!
We got you your favorite beer.
A compromise was made:
I got myself something. I just need you to sign it.
They figured it out.
Because they won't even know that they are doing it.
Who cares about those dummies?
Yeah, but it's always warm.
No, I'm going with Chidi!
Whose birthday is it?
Oh, man!
The real mistakes were Jason and Eleanor.
So...
Oh, that is the nicest and only thing
our "friends," then why aren't they here with us right "now"?
Me and Janet are staying, just FYI.
Obviously, we'll be miserable,
- Correct. - Open up.
They're at each other's throats already.
I'm surrounded by people who are literally better than me.
You're too late. You... you missed the cut-off.
was the old Eleanor. She changed.
You hurt everyone in your life
So where are you from, Chris?
Lawrence!
See?
Now I'm bored. Walking is dumb.
♪ I'll say it clear ♪
Chris, you'll stand by me no matter what, right?
go to the Bad Place. They're our friends.
Come on, we gotta go.
The one time you actually remember something from class.
Maybe I was brought here by mistake,
I have heard no statements nor seen any evidence
♪ Of which I'm certain ♪
'Cause Janet's powers aren't working,
regarding the soul of Eleanor Shellstrop.
Maybe we can get them to swing with us.
a hot, rich fraud with legs for days...
Excuse me? Why am I like this?