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It's the same results, except if you stay here,
No, I'm going. End of everything.
You'll be reporting directly to the front office.
Uh, don't I get to weigh in?
it is "ethically."
Y-you ruined everything, you know that?
to have rats living in my hat and pulling my hair
I love you so much, baby. Promise me you'll visit.
No, this doesn't make any sense.
Does your brain work, actually? Do you have a functioning head?
So I drew up plans for this foundation that would help kids all over the world,
- They... - They know this is the Bad Place.
This is exhausting.
It's the only thing that makes any sense to me
♪ A life that's full ♪
because I had already promised my landlord's nephew
and we did for a little,
we can just send them all to the hot spike pits
We tried to improve ourselves and you know what?
I will not.
After I came up with everyone's characters,
We did a bunch of amazing, awesome stuff
for all of the neighborhoods, good and bad.
Yeah, that checks out.
everyone here has done bad things.
and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place,
Just me being here forced Chidi into an ethical "clusterfork."
Babe, we are going to be trying to make love all night long.
We improved each other,
I was about to turn myself in.
Because we ran away. Are you...
I'm just The All-Knowing Judge of All Matters in the Afterlife.
No, it doesn't.
We don't have to go back, though.
Eleanor, come on in.
You gotta look out for number one.
This is about survival.
We're the ones who misled everybody
If this thing goes sideways again, you are done.
and sing to her and wear one of those dumb hats
However, I've just received word that Eleanor is not currently
not Jianyu, the amazing and incredible monk.
it was real self-improvement. I made the decision to help
Okay.
and my soul mate doesn't love me.
The original perpetrators are here.
Does your brain work, actually?
but when I woke up, the two sides
- of Eleanor stealing my train. - Now, hold on a second.
Hey, you two lovebirds figure out how to have sex yet?
We're going to a Medium Place.
You do have feelings for her, don't you?
Well, given that she's the only person
would advance human rights, revolutionize agriculture,
that I would help him figure out his new phone.
you don't get tortured.
Ugh!
What up, ding-dongs? Yeah, so basically, um,
♪ I'll state my case ♪
We did a good job. Well, I did a good job.
Please, I'm begging you, please.
- Who are you? - I'm Janet.
Your problem is whether you get tortured.
Eleanor, you really suck!
- Gonna need a drink or three. - Definitely my kind of gal.
Four people, perfectly suited to make each other miserable.
Sorry, that's how I ended most of my serious relationships.