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Just me being here forced Chidi into an ethical "clusterfork."
and sing to her and wear one of those dumb hats
We improved each other,
Uh, don't I get to weigh in?
for all of the neighborhoods, good and bad.
It's the only thing that makes any sense to me
I will not.
because I had already promised my landlord's nephew
This is about survival.
It's the same results, except if you stay here,
So I drew up plans for this foundation that would help kids all over the world,
You'll be reporting directly to the front office.
However, I've just received word that Eleanor is not currently
Eleanor, come on in.
not Jianyu, the amazing and incredible monk.
Eleanor, you really suck!
Hey, you two lovebirds figure out how to have sex yet?
Does your brain work, actually?
and my soul mate doesn't love me.
- They... - They know this is the Bad Place.
everyone here has done bad things.
Yeah, that checks out.
Babe, we are going to be trying to make love all night long.
We're going to a Medium Place.
I love you so much, baby. Promise me you'll visit.
to have rats living in my hat and pulling my hair
it was real self-improvement. I made the decision to help
No, it doesn't.
We're the ones who misled everybody
and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place,
Because we ran away. Are you...
We did a bunch of amazing, awesome stuff
we can just send them all to the hot spike pits
No, I'm going. End of everything.
Your problem is whether you get tortured.
♪ A life that's full ♪
Please, I'm begging you, please.
would advance human rights, revolutionize agriculture,
I'm just The All-Knowing Judge of All Matters in the Afterlife.
You do have feelings for her, don't you?
After I came up with everyone's characters,
- of Eleanor stealing my train. - Now, hold on a second.
Does your brain work, actually? Do you have a functioning head?
but when I woke up, the two sides
If this thing goes sideways again, you are done.
We tried to improve ourselves and you know what?
♪ I'll state my case ♪
Ugh!
you don't get tortured.
Four people, perfectly suited to make each other miserable.
Okay.
We don't have to go back, though.
You gotta look out for number one.
The original perpetrators are here.
No, this doesn't make any sense.
This is exhausting.
What up, ding-dongs? Yeah, so basically, um,
- Who are you? - I'm Janet.
Y-you ruined everything, you know that?
and we did for a little,
I was about to turn myself in.
it is "ethically."
Sorry, that's how I ended most of my serious relationships.
- Gonna need a drink or three. - Definitely my kind of gal.
Well, given that she's the only person
that I would help him figure out his new phone.
We did a good job. Well, I did a good job.