Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your problem is whether you get tortured.
- of Eleanor stealing my train. - Now, hold on a second.
Uh, don't I get to weigh in?
You gotta look out for number one.
for all of the neighborhoods, good and bad.
and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place,
I love you so much, baby. Promise me you'll visit.
and my soul mate doesn't love me.
you don't get tortured.
We tried to improve ourselves and you know what?
It's the only thing that makes any sense to me
it is "ethically."
If this thing goes sideways again, you are done.
No, this doesn't make any sense.
Babe, we are going to be trying to make love all night long.
I will not.
It's the same results, except if you stay here,
No, it doesn't.
I was about to turn myself in.
You do have feelings for her, don't you?
Please, I'm begging you, please.
I'm just The All-Knowing Judge of All Matters in the Afterlife.
Well, given that she's the only person
Hey, you two lovebirds figure out how to have sex yet?
Just me being here forced Chidi into an ethical "clusterfork."
Y-you ruined everything, you know that?
We don't have to go back, though.
After I came up with everyone's characters,
to have rats living in my hat and pulling my hair
not Jianyu, the amazing and incredible monk.
- Who are you? - I'm Janet.
- Gonna need a drink or three. - Definitely my kind of gal.
because I had already promised my landlord's nephew
We did a bunch of amazing, awesome stuff
Okay.
What up, ding-dongs? Yeah, so basically, um,
You'll be reporting directly to the front office.
we can just send them all to the hot spike pits
No, I'm going. End of everything.
Eleanor, you really suck!
We improved each other,
Does your brain work, actually?
and sing to her and wear one of those dumb hats
would advance human rights, revolutionize agriculture,
Yeah, that checks out.
everyone here has done bad things.
♪ A life that's full ♪
So I drew up plans for this foundation that would help kids all over the world,
it was real self-improvement. I made the decision to help
However, I've just received word that Eleanor is not currently
This is about survival.
♪ I'll state my case ♪
We're the ones who misled everybody
Four people, perfectly suited to make each other miserable.
This is exhausting.
We did a good job. Well, I did a good job.
The original perpetrators are here.
and we did for a little,
Ugh!
but when I woke up, the two sides
Eleanor, come on in.
We're going to a Medium Place.
that I would help him figure out his new phone.
Does your brain work, actually? Do you have a functioning head?
Because we ran away. Are you...
- They... - They know this is the Bad Place.
Sorry, that's how I ended most of my serious relationships.