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No, I'm going. End of everything.
No, it doesn't.
for all of the neighborhoods, good and bad.
and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place,
We did a good job. Well, I did a good job.
I will not.
Does your brain work, actually? Do you have a functioning head?
We improved each other,
You do have feelings for her, don't you?
it is "ethically."
Ugh!
- of Eleanor stealing my train. - Now, hold on a second.
Well, given that she's the only person
It's the only thing that makes any sense to me
we can just send them all to the hot spike pits
Four people, perfectly suited to make each other miserable.
We don't have to go back, though.
not Jianyu, the amazing and incredible monk.
I love you so much, baby. Promise me you'll visit.
Eleanor, come on in.
to have rats living in my hat and pulling my hair
Please, I'm begging you, please.
it was real self-improvement. I made the decision to help
Uh, don't I get to weigh in?
and my soul mate doesn't love me.
would advance human rights, revolutionize agriculture,
because I had already promised my landlord's nephew
everyone here has done bad things.
However, I've just received word that Eleanor is not currently
Babe, we are going to be trying to make love all night long.
Okay.
Hey, you two lovebirds figure out how to have sex yet?
that I would help him figure out his new phone.
but when I woke up, the two sides
You gotta look out for number one.
The original perpetrators are here.
Just me being here forced Chidi into an ethical "clusterfork."
We tried to improve ourselves and you know what?
We're the ones who misled everybody
you don't get tortured.
I was about to turn myself in.
and we did for a little,
- Gonna need a drink or three. - Definitely my kind of gal.
After I came up with everyone's characters,
♪ I'll state my case ♪
- Who are you? - I'm Janet.
- They... - They know this is the Bad Place.
We're going to a Medium Place.
Because we ran away. Are you...
This is about survival.
Your problem is whether you get tortured.
If this thing goes sideways again, you are done.
Eleanor, you really suck!
I'm just The All-Knowing Judge of All Matters in the Afterlife.
Yeah, that checks out.
Sorry, that's how I ended most of my serious relationships.
♪ A life that's full ♪
So I drew up plans for this foundation that would help kids all over the world,
What up, ding-dongs? Yeah, so basically, um,
You'll be reporting directly to the front office.
Does your brain work, actually?
Y-you ruined everything, you know that?
This is exhausting.
We did a bunch of amazing, awesome stuff
and sing to her and wear one of those dumb hats
No, this doesn't make any sense.
It's the same results, except if you stay here,