Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In preparation for your trip to the Bad Place,

arthur christmas

That's perfect, perfect!

Regular anti-matter's fine, why flavor it?

Well, if you want me to sign... oh, that's a joint.

Yeah, and the Bad Place made some modifications.

Uh, no, I kind of have my own private time routine.

I just want to go back to my container of goo and go to sleep.

Eleanor was supposed to be in the Bad Place,

Why were you like that?

A ruling has been reached.

- Hey, that's racist! - Not a robot.

Oh, yeah. Janet isn't one of us.

Ooh! Come on, brain.

I feel like a real weenie.

What are you doing, you goon?

Wow, your parents sucked.

but we also took care of each other.

I made everyone miserable.

I forgot how needy humans are

and you never see your friends again.

he retreats into a cocoon, so what we need to do now

I don't know. I'm out of range of our neighborhood. I don't have any

Humans are very reticent to torture each other.

I brought you two a little treat.

Well, it sounds like you've had

Do you have any? I'm just... I shouldn't...

birthday next week, and if I let you give me a cake,

Yo, Mikey! Shawn! Come on out!

Yeah, thanks, but I brought my own cake.

I made my initial ruling.

- Are you okay? - Anyway, so after I died, uh,

Yeah, so, Mindy, look. You mostly sucked,

you got a ton of points for that.

that Janet would fall in love with Jason.

What's up, fork nuts?

Blowing stuff up got me out of so many jams on Earth.

I mean, after that it was just a crazy scramble for all of us.

You did! Great job, man.

Or you stay here, you're safe from the Bad Place,

Yeah, she figured it out.

we'd just create fun scenarios designed to torture you.

It's basic consequentialism: the morality of an action

to fight me on that, but whatever.

are gonna try and claim she's less of a dirt bag now,

let me tell you about Doug and Donna Shellstrop.

because I couldn't do anything.

I mean... What a world, huh?

We do not know where you are

Okay, look, I know, obviously, these memories aren't great.