Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

are gonna try and claim she's less of a dirt bag now,

Wow, your parents sucked.

What's up, fork nuts?

Eleanor was supposed to be in the Bad Place,

Uh, no, I kind of have my own private time routine.

Why were you like that?

Oh, yeah. Janet isn't one of us.

you got a ton of points for that.

Yeah, so, Mindy, look. You mostly sucked,

I made everyone miserable.

- Hey, that's racist! - Not a robot.

I forgot how needy humans are

Yeah, thanks, but I brought my own cake.

he retreats into a cocoon, so what we need to do now

Yeah, she figured it out.

In preparation for your trip to the Bad Place,

Do you have any? I'm just... I shouldn't...

let me tell you about Doug and Donna Shellstrop.

Well, it sounds like you've had

I mean... What a world, huh?

birthday next week, and if I let you give me a cake,

that Janet would fall in love with Jason.

and you never see your friends again.

What are you doing, you goon?

Okay, look, I know, obviously, these memories aren't great.

It's basic consequentialism: the morality of an action

You did! Great job, man.

I mean, after that it was just a crazy scramble for all of us.

but we also took care of each other.

to fight me on that, but whatever.

we'd just create fun scenarios designed to torture you.

arthur christmas

Regular anti-matter's fine, why flavor it?

- Are you okay? - Anyway, so after I died, uh,

That's perfect, perfect!

Ooh! Come on, brain.

Well, if you want me to sign... oh, that's a joint.

A ruling has been reached.

I just want to go back to my container of goo and go to sleep.

I made my initial ruling.

Blowing stuff up got me out of so many jams on Earth.

Yo, Mikey! Shawn! Come on out!

Humans are very reticent to torture each other.

We do not know where you are

I don't know. I'm out of range of our neighborhood. I don't have any

I feel like a real weenie.

I brought you two a little treat.

Yeah, and the Bad Place made some modifications.

Or you stay here, you're safe from the Bad Place,

because I couldn't do anything.