Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Great.
I am going! And Real Eleanor is going!
I will deal with Jason Mendoza later.
Okay. Instead of reading,
I believe so, though it'll be close.
You guys helped me and Eleanor, right,
Whither Tahani?
You don't know me, dude. You don't know what I'm like.
latex pants, Carl's Jr. ads, and sex.
Sure we can. It would be so easy to do that.
by constantly trying to get him to talk,
Eleanor, that's crazy. You belong here.
Jason and I are the mistakes.
The Bad Place has sent Bad Janet to present their argument.
I've been asleep in goo for the last 29 years, so I'm good.
Thank you for these testimonials.
Wow.
I won't owe you anything; you won't owe me anything.
for 1,000 years.
Oh, dip!
last bump of coke at the party, if you know what I mean.
♪ The final curtain ♪
Hmm, is there a 7-Eleven on the way?
- Ow! What the hell? - Walk it off, Lululemon.
Look what you made me do, jag-off.
We have no idea where she is.
"Brief Instagram Flirtation with Kid Rock"? Oh, no.
But that's for another time.
Yeah, he belongs in the Bad Place.
"Heckling of Mall Santas"?
Janet?
- What? - Trust me, I've got this.
Jason taught me about sexy things.
I withdrew my life savings, and I was gonna start
Wow!
I'll go to the Bad Place with Real Eleanor,
Oh, yeah? What things did he say were sexy?
Humans are very reticent to torture each other.
and I've cut words out of most of them to make pornography.
Hang on. That part is real.
No way. Eleanor wouldn't do that.
how effective Chidi was gonna be,
and dragged you all into this mess, so...
because my motivations were corrupt.
It does? Because the minute
It can work.
It's my 24th birthday! What! Hot tiara, girl.
No, but how do you intend to enforce this ruling?
I drove here as fast as I could.
I was blown away by her capacity for self-improvement.
They're gonna send Chidi and Tahani to the Bad Place?
you know, make a few changes and start over again.
on top of my vibrator.
I thought you'd want company after being here alone for so long.
Even getting them to do simple things
their crappy parenting as an excuse
Let's move on to another event.
I'm scared too.
This is the Bad Place.
Well, if it'll make you feel any better,
I'm here to preside over case #00003
What makes you think that you can get them to do this?
This is so dope! I get to stay