Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No way. Eleanor wouldn't do that.
I'll go to the Bad Place with Real Eleanor,
I will deal with Jason Mendoza later.
I drove here as fast as I could.
- Ow! What the hell? - Walk it off, Lululemon.
You guys helped me and Eleanor, right,
It can work.
and I've cut words out of most of them to make pornography.
"Heckling of Mall Santas"?
The Bad Place has sent Bad Janet to present their argument.
their crappy parenting as an excuse
I won't owe you anything; you won't owe me anything.
I believe so, though it'll be close.
I've been asleep in goo for the last 29 years, so I'm good.
you know, make a few changes and start over again.
♪ The final curtain ♪
Eleanor, that's crazy. You belong here.
Yeah, he belongs in the Bad Place.
Wow.
Humans are very reticent to torture each other.
and dragged you all into this mess, so...
by constantly trying to get him to talk,
Hang on. That part is real.
This is the Bad Place.
They're gonna send Chidi and Tahani to the Bad Place?
latex pants, Carl's Jr. ads, and sex.
Jason and I are the mistakes.
Sure we can. It would be so easy to do that.
No, but how do you intend to enforce this ruling?
Oh, yeah? What things did he say were sexy?
Wow!
Even getting them to do simple things
because my motivations were corrupt.
I'm here to preside over case #00003
But that's for another time.
I thought you'd want company after being here alone for so long.
I am going! And Real Eleanor is going!
We have no idea where she is.
for 1,000 years.
Well, if it'll make you feel any better,
"Brief Instagram Flirtation with Kid Rock"? Oh, no.
Okay. Instead of reading,
This is so dope! I get to stay
Look what you made me do, jag-off.
Let's move on to another event.
I withdrew my life savings, and I was gonna start
I'm scared too.
Janet?
Thank you for these testimonials.
You don't know me, dude. You don't know what I'm like.
It's my 24th birthday! What! Hot tiara, girl.
Hmm, is there a 7-Eleven on the way?
last bump of coke at the party, if you know what I mean.
Oh, dip!
It does? Because the minute
I was blown away by her capacity for self-improvement.
how effective Chidi was gonna be,
on top of my vibrator.
Jason taught me about sexy things.
Whither Tahani?
- What? - Trust me, I've got this.
Great.
What makes you think that you can get them to do this?