Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have no idea where she is.
You don't know me, dude. You don't know what I'm like.
for 1,000 years.
Well, if it'll make you feel any better,
and dragged you all into this mess, so...
Great.
Jason taught me about sexy things.
It can work.
I will deal with Jason Mendoza later.
I am going! And Real Eleanor is going!
I was blown away by her capacity for self-improvement.
last bump of coke at the party, if you know what I mean.
Wow.
But that's for another time.
The Bad Place has sent Bad Janet to present their argument.
I've been asleep in goo for the last 29 years, so I'm good.
I'm here to preside over case #00003
Eleanor, that's crazy. You belong here.
on top of my vibrator.
Hang on. That part is real.
Sure we can. It would be so easy to do that.
latex pants, Carl's Jr. ads, and sex.
You guys helped me and Eleanor, right,
Hmm, is there a 7-Eleven on the way?
I believe so, though it'll be close.
This is so dope! I get to stay
their crappy parenting as an excuse
by constantly trying to get him to talk,
No, but how do you intend to enforce this ruling?
- What? - Trust me, I've got this.
I drove here as fast as I could.
They're gonna send Chidi and Tahani to the Bad Place?
Even getting them to do simple things
Okay. Instead of reading,
Janet?
I'll go to the Bad Place with Real Eleanor,
and I've cut words out of most of them to make pornography.
how effective Chidi was gonna be,
I'm scared too.
I withdrew my life savings, and I was gonna start
Oh, dip!
Wow!
Whither Tahani?
Let's move on to another event.
I thought you'd want company after being here alone for so long.
It's my 24th birthday! What! Hot tiara, girl.
- Ow! What the hell? - Walk it off, Lululemon.
♪ The final curtain ♪
you know, make a few changes and start over again.
"Heckling of Mall Santas"?
I won't owe you anything; you won't owe me anything.
Thank you for these testimonials.
Look what you made me do, jag-off.
Jason and I are the mistakes.
No way. Eleanor wouldn't do that.
Yeah, he belongs in the Bad Place.
What makes you think that you can get them to do this?
It does? Because the minute
Humans are very reticent to torture each other.
This is the Bad Place.
Oh, yeah? What things did he say were sexy?
"Brief Instagram Flirtation with Kid Rock"? Oh, no.
because my motivations were corrupt.