Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't know me, dude. You don't know what I'm like.
The Bad Place has sent Bad Janet to present their argument.
I was blown away by her capacity for self-improvement.
I thought you'd want company after being here alone for so long.
Whither Tahani?
you know, make a few changes and start over again.
No way. Eleanor wouldn't do that.
for 1,000 years.
Oh, yeah? What things did he say were sexy?
Jason and I are the mistakes.
by constantly trying to get him to talk,
and I've cut words out of most of them to make pornography.
You guys helped me and Eleanor, right,
Look what you made me do, jag-off.
Even getting them to do simple things
This is the Bad Place.
But that's for another time.
latex pants, Carl's Jr. ads, and sex.
No, but how do you intend to enforce this ruling?
- Ow! What the hell? - Walk it off, Lululemon.
their crappy parenting as an excuse
I'll go to the Bad Place with Real Eleanor,
It can work.
I'm here to preside over case #00003
It's my 24th birthday! What! Hot tiara, girl.
how effective Chidi was gonna be,
Wow.
♪ The final curtain ♪
last bump of coke at the party, if you know what I mean.
Janet?
It does? Because the minute
Humans are very reticent to torture each other.
Eleanor, that's crazy. You belong here.
Oh, dip!
I won't owe you anything; you won't owe me anything.
Well, if it'll make you feel any better,
What makes you think that you can get them to do this?
I will deal with Jason Mendoza later.
Wow!
and dragged you all into this mess, so...
I am going! And Real Eleanor is going!
I'm scared too.
because my motivations were corrupt.
I believe so, though it'll be close.
I withdrew my life savings, and I was gonna start
Hmm, is there a 7-Eleven on the way?
Sure we can. It would be so easy to do that.
They're gonna send Chidi and Tahani to the Bad Place?
Yeah, he belongs in the Bad Place.
Hang on. That part is real.
Thank you for these testimonials.
We have no idea where she is.
- What? - Trust me, I've got this.
on top of my vibrator.
"Heckling of Mall Santas"?
I drove here as fast as I could.
I've been asleep in goo for the last 29 years, so I'm good.
Jason taught me about sexy things.
Let's move on to another event.
Okay. Instead of reading,
Great.
This is so dope! I get to stay
"Brief Instagram Flirtation with Kid Rock"? Oh, no.