Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and dragged you all into this mess, so...
because my motivations were corrupt.
- What? - Trust me, I've got this.
Jason and I are the mistakes.
Okay. Instead of reading,
and I've cut words out of most of them to make pornography.
Hmm, is there a 7-Eleven on the way?
Well, if it'll make you feel any better,
how effective Chidi was gonna be,
Hang on. That part is real.
The Bad Place has sent Bad Janet to present their argument.
Humans are very reticent to torture each other.
I'll go to the Bad Place with Real Eleanor,
No way. Eleanor wouldn't do that.
latex pants, Carl's Jr. ads, and sex.
We have no idea where she is.
Wow.
Even getting them to do simple things
But that's for another time.
Oh, yeah? What things did he say were sexy?
I'm here to preside over case #00003
I am going! And Real Eleanor is going!
I won't owe you anything; you won't owe me anything.
You guys helped me and Eleanor, right,
What makes you think that you can get them to do this?
Let's move on to another event.
I've been asleep in goo for the last 29 years, so I'm good.
♪ The final curtain ♪
Wow!
It's my 24th birthday! What! Hot tiara, girl.
It can work.
Jason taught me about sexy things.
They're gonna send Chidi and Tahani to the Bad Place?
Look what you made me do, jag-off.
Great.
you know, make a few changes and start over again.
"Brief Instagram Flirtation with Kid Rock"? Oh, no.
Eleanor, that's crazy. You belong here.
I drove here as fast as I could.
This is so dope! I get to stay
Whither Tahani?
No, but how do you intend to enforce this ruling?
You don't know me, dude. You don't know what I'm like.
It does? Because the minute
by constantly trying to get him to talk,
I believe so, though it'll be close.
I'm scared too.
on top of my vibrator.
their crappy parenting as an excuse
Thank you for these testimonials.
"Heckling of Mall Santas"?
I will deal with Jason Mendoza later.
last bump of coke at the party, if you know what I mean.
I withdrew my life savings, and I was gonna start
Yeah, he belongs in the Bad Place.
Sure we can. It would be so easy to do that.
I thought you'd want company after being here alone for so long.
Oh, dip!
- Ow! What the hell? - Walk it off, Lululemon.
Janet?
This is the Bad Place.
I was blown away by her capacity for self-improvement.
for 1,000 years.