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It-I-you're-
and I just wanted to let you know
"Your close friend, Jillian." - [laughs]
Whoo! There we go, baby!
- Well- - Is...
- I mean, how do you even concentrate
- Does it make ice cubes?
[laughs] Surprise!
[clears throat]
- Yeah. Enjoy the spring rolls.
- What? How do you not eat meat?
- If she dates that regular-ass dude,
all: Ah!
Do you want one?
- Yeah, this ain't the Four Seasons,
than just doing it by its own!
- Hey, guys. - The boobs are like-
I'll call CNN,
- Oh, dude, your hair's on fire!
[all laugh]
I'm pretty stout as well. - Hope you guys patch it.
I'm so sorry. - Oh.
- Oh! - [yells]
I have literally no sexual memories.
Like, check-out or stock?
I haven't had sex with many girls, truthfully.
If I look directly at her, I will pre my pants.
the hot dog-uh, guy?
and all the blood's rushin' into it,
that the first person to sell 20 units is going to get
You had no idea that I was watching you,
Does he do your hair?
It's kind of hard to focus,
- Oh, my gosh, she dates losers.
I'm, uh, tuckin' my boner up.
- [Australian accent] Don't mind me.
Pia got that stingray coochie
- I-I'm Jillian Belk, Alice's assistant.
- [sighs] I didn't throw that in the trash.
most serial killers were dry guys