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where your dick hasn't fully grown yet,
My penis is right here.
- No, normal people are. - Fred Durst is a dry guy.
- A spontaneous treat. - Oh!
- I'm just saying that maybe we don't need a TV.
♪ Girl, I've known you now for a long, long time ♪
and it's hurtin' my pride.
- So, yeah. You guys lost to this guy.
- Uh, well,
- I'm not making sounds for you. - Oh, that's perfect. Thank you.
- Juice? - Yes.
- Come on! - Turn it on, brotha.
- Sorry, dude, we tried. Really hard.
tell Anderson Cooper about it,
- Well, if it makes you feel better,
- Let me guess. She said no?
Uh, do you want to hit up the Steak and Shake?
He's a gay dude doin' your hair, huh?
- Oh, my God. - Are you okay-
♪ We'd probably be friends ♪
- We're known for this party.
- Oh! He's about to do the five meter shuffle!
Actually the metal in my belt's pokin' it a little bit.
- This is for you. - Oh!
Yeah, she's been talkin' about it all day.
- Congrats on the fridge. [laughs]
Now get out!
- Wait. He's black?
- He's like Charlie Sheen in that movie.
So, uh...ahem.
I don't need any luck, 'cause I'm 100% skill, so...
[glass shatters]
Oh, my gosh.
I get that.
- Ah.
- Cool, what's- so what's the plan?
like real people- uh, we're real, and you're not.
- And I'll have you know something else.
If anybody think they can sell better than Monteezy,
- I wanna do a book grenade.
- We're the realest people.
and she'll have no choice but to date one of us.
- Here's the deal, you're gonna give me