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Blake, shall we?
- That's a- - That looks like it.
Uh, you know what? I got to go, man.
how sweet is that new fridge?
I can't really masturbate when it's too quiet.
like us
uh, we got refrigerators that we're selling.
♪ 'Cause I'm ready to ♪
- Holy! Moly! - Oh! [laughs]
Your mustache is looking great,
- Well, not if he was sellin'
- Yeah.
Why aren't you at school?
Good. Get the platinum one.
Monday Night Raw, brother?
- She's so ours. She's so ours. - Let's get her.
- All right, that one. - Let's do it, man.
[grunts] - All right. Great job, dude.
- Yes, um, is this Mr. Terry Bollea?
the numbers on that credit card,
[laughing] I just sold...
- We'll talk about everything later.
I'm just punching myself in the nuts.
because I don't know you.
- What happens when I pre-jaculate?
And you can hardly tell some days.
for bringing a knife to school.
nobody's comin' in my zone, muchacho, heh.
a regular girl.
about hearing what a great salesman Montez is.
- Is or was.
- [sighs] Ow!
- And my hate for you is very real.
I found this in the trash.
- Oh! This one goes to 11, bitches!
- Of course, eggs, meat, anything you want.
and we noticed that you date, like, weirdly average dudes,
- Hi, guys.
Come back out here, get on the phones,
- Yeah, for sure. - Yup, yeah, big one.
Well, I can't believe this,
- Yeah, so we'll take a stroke break.
- Yeah. - Yeah, fuck yeah!
Ghgg
- Whoo! Whoo!
- We're real. - So real.
- If you don't want to date me, that's fine.
- How'd those leads work out,
- Oh, I don't- I don't know.
- Really? Why?
- Tuck 'em up. - Tuck 'em-ow.
- ♪ You gotta, gotta be fresh ♪
So do you want to get a table for two
I will pre my pants
- [groans]