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a cheap TV on Craigslist.
most serial killerswere dry guys
Uh, knives rule!
You got all that room back there.
- You're gonna crank down here at the office?
It hurts. - Guys, what is the plan?
- Chalk it up, boys.
It's pretty boob.
- Wow.
- We should buy deer. Where do you buy deer at?
Ders wants to know if he can masturbate in the office.
- No. No, creeps are dry guys.
- [grunts] Oh, this is fun.
Suspended? Cool.
What the hell is going on, dudes?
- Never do.
- Basically, sir, this fridge is as good as it's gonna get.
Hey, Alice told me to give you guys these new leads...
Gonna get that garage fridge.
[unzips pants] It reminds me of, like,
- Sales beasts! Sales beasts! - Dude! How could you-
Strictly venison. All deer everything.
at the International House of Salads?
- Let's go!
Oh! Oh! Ohh!
- Hi, everyone. It's a pleasure to be here.
- Okay. [both laugh]
- Because most of these people are real creeps.
- Hey, gutter slut!
Were you raised in a barn, Anders?
- People take smoke breaks all the time.
- [laughing] He's a BevMo dude?