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most serial killerswere dry guys
- Hey, gutter slut!
- Let's go!
a cheap TV on Craigslist.
- Hi, everyone. It's a pleasure to be here.
- Basically, sir, this fridge is as good as it's gonna get.
- Okay. [both laugh]
Were you raised in a barn, Anders?
- People take smoke breaks all the time.
[unzips pants] It reminds me of, like,
Strictly venison. All deer everything.
- Never do.
It hurts. - Guys, what is the plan?
- Wow.
- Because most of these people are real creeps.
- [grunts] Oh, this is fun.
- Chalk it up, boys.
- Sales beasts! Sales beasts! - Dude! How could you-
- You're gonna crank down here at the office?
Ders wants to know if he can masturbate in the office.
- No. No, creeps are dry guys.
Oh! Oh! Ohh!
- We should buy deer. Where do you buy deer at?
You got all that room back there.
Gonna get that garage fridge.
at the International House of Salads?
Suspended? Cool.
What the hell is going on, dudes?
Uh, knives rule!
Hey, Alice told me to give you guys these new leads...
It's pretty boob.
- [laughing] He's a BevMo dude?