Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There better be something protective

Hey, look, listen.

Okay, I think we've got everything we need to watch

Dipper would love that.

That's why I have to keep it in this protective cheap plastic case.

Good night, Great-uncle Ford.

But Grunkle Stan, all summer long,

Just make with the rules, ugly.

I've contained it for now,

Dipper, could you maybe move this to another room?

Ha ha, say it again.

Where were you before you came out of that machine,

I could use a little mindless fun.

I brought back with me.

Hey, I'm not sure this is such a good--

An infinity-sided die.

That we use fantasy as an escape to avoid

Don't mock our fantastical monetary system.

I choose my characters versus...

Drat you. You'll never outrun my...

You wanna know why? Look at those symbols.

You wanna play it with me?

What? Oh, come on.

in Dungeons, Dungeons, And More Dungeons,

All your smarts are no match for dumb luck.

Really? Even though I got us into the whole game-playing mess?

This game involves math, but also risk and imagination.

If ye wish to pass,

I've read all about these creatures in your journal,

Well, thanks anyways, Soos.

Dipper, I don't want you to tell anyone about this.

Hey, laugh all you want.

Ahh! Graph paper. Kill it, kill it!