Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good night, Great-uncle Ford.
Where were you before you came out of that machine,
in Dungeons, Dungeons, And More Dungeons,
This game involves math, but also risk and imagination.
Drat you. You'll never outrun my...
Ahh! Graph paper. Kill it, kill it!
I've read all about these creatures in your journal,
Really? Even though I got us into the whole game-playing mess?
Don't mock our fantastical monetary system.
I could use a little mindless fun.
What? Oh, come on.
That we use fantasy as an escape to avoid
Hey, I'm not sure this is such a good--
An infinity-sided die.
But Grunkle Stan, all summer long,
You wanna play it with me?
Hey, look, listen.
Well, thanks anyways, Soos.
Dipper, could you maybe move this to another room?
Dipper, I don't want you to tell anyone about this.
Got you! Got you!
Ha ha, say it again.
All your smarts are no match for dumb luck.
I've contained it for now,
Okay, I think we've got everything we need to watch
Am I right?
Oh, my ears.
You wanna know why? Look at those symbols.
Dipper would love that.
Hey, laugh all you want.
If ye wish to pass,
I brought back with me.
That's why I have to keep it in this protective cheap plastic case.
I choose my characters versus...
There better be something protective
Just make with the rules, ugly.