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Are you sick of being jerked around by the fat cats
I-I have heard enough.
Because you're not Forrest Gump!
in the national spotlight,
Well, that's what makes America the greatest country in the world.
Hold on. What if it's a guy who hates football
- Pelts for what? - Oh, you bitch.
Oh, I'm so sorry. Uh, there must be some confusion.
He said his boss was a very connected man
Uh, Gary, we're gonna set up over here.
Then why do we make statues to him?
- What the hell is that? - That's a mask.
talk about the first loan, which is "Punch Incorporated"?
DENNIS: Anyway, the point is,
- I mean, he's electrifying onstage. - Yeah.
♪ Place your voting choice in here ♪
I mean, we put our boxes all over the damn place.
to a teeny-tiny little man
No, no. Plus, you want a guy who's lived a little, right?
That's sort of Dennis's thing.
Well, they-they're trying, right?
And to top it off, my guy didn't win the election.
Are you... Are you saying you want Sly Stallone
The whole thing was a fiasco.
(REGULAR VOICE): Now, the labeling... in hindsight,
All right, I'm sorry, let me... try to make sense of this.
Firework. Almost got you, pal.
♪ I don't care what none of y'all say, I still love her ♪
out of massive amounts of taxpayer dollars
in the Halloween industry?
♪ She said, "I can tell you rock ♪
♪ War, children ♪