Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jaime, this is... Richard.
(DOOR CLOSES)
All clear.
No, farts are part of the total relationship package.
- (WATER RUNNING) - That is unreal!
- What? - Yeah!
(FAST CLASSICAL PIANO PLAYING)
I'll be slappin' on that ass gettin' thicker and thicker
Yeah... I am only 17.
Hold on. Get off, get off.
Oh, my God. Um...
(BEEPS) (WATER RUNNING HEAVILY)
I really enjoy Monet's early impressionism.
I mean, not really.
This is, like, a little more mature.
- God, you're a princess... - Thank you.
Ooh
Feelin' like a stripper when I'm lookin' in the mirror
that needs to get drill...
I don't think you got this 100% right.
No, no, no!
Oh, sweetie, let me get that for you. Your fingers are for two things.
- Oh. - Nothing. Hi.
Let's say you won a lifetime supply of Doritos.
you're like, "Oh, I wanna die."
- I mean, it's not why... - He used to be your teacher?
- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.