Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I get carded almost all the time.

But first, I want to thank you.

I was trying to make you look young-ish.

I feel like a wine glass fresh out of the dishwasher.

- You do? - Lf it keeps their disgusting hands

(WASHING MACHINE RUMBLING)

- All right, what do I say? - Say, um...

Let's try staccato. (WATER SPRAYING)

- (PHONE CHIMES) - Gaga, now all that's left is prep.

You know, I'm just like, it is an essential part

A boner is inevitable, I cannot be in here.

I don't know, I feel like it's a little creepy.

Four and three and two and one-one

Okay, is it kinda weird that we're on a date?

- L... - I, I can't.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

SEXLESS FART PARTY

- Hon, do zip me up. - Of course, m'lady.

(PHONE VIBRATES)

- Wow! - Oh, my...

- Hey. Oh, my... - Hey.

- Oh, my Gosh. - Uh, single file!

- Friend from way back when. - Pal and a confidant.

Looks like you guys are drying cheap cotton and polyester here.

"I'm in town, do you want to meet up tonight?"

When was the last time we even had sex?

I cannot be around vibrations in my current state.

and I'm trying to get a 69.

(SIGHS) Oh, I forgot to tell you we have brunch with Abbi and Jaime on Saturday.

(GASPS) (BREAKS WIND)