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We had sex an hour ago.
You ever jerk off to JTT?
(SIGHS)
off my hot-ass, bl-ewish kids, then yeah.
Oh, dude, it's him. Okay, he's on his way.
(WATER CONTINUES RUNNING)
- Yeah. - I'm not your teacher.
I need to talk.
I think I can manage that.
(BEEPING)
Yeah, a lot.
I'm gonna avoid that combination in the future.
I wanna take this one day at a time, the same way I take spaghetti.
See how it's going, like a phone contract.
All teachers jerk off to their students.
Well, it depends on where you do it.
It literally saves the world.
Hey, Ilana, Lincoln,
- Yeah. - Really?
- Thank you for house-sitting. - Thank you.
You kinda have to.
But that, sir, that was just disgusting. I hope you know that. Disgusting.
- That seems ridiculous. - No.
(ANGELIC MUSIC)
(JAIME GRUNTING)
- What? - Think about what we have sacrificed
Okay, he's... Okay, he wrote,
Times tables! Topic sentences!
(PHONE BEEPS) Oh, my God. Okay, we matched.
But I was trying to hide in the children's room