Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Are you a fast, fit, fan of football?"

We're talking about goulash

It's lovely weather we've been having, don't you think?

I don't think so.

Wait, wait, wait. What you're telling me is that we've got 400 ghosts?

And if you ever have a moment,

1-1. Your turn, amigo.

Trent Crimm, The Independent.

Okay, I get that. What about you, Coach? You got a favorite bath bomb?

and I'd never left London before.

What do you say we burn this crap?

Running circles on that pitch

Morning, fellas. Sorry I'm late.

like a joyous raven-haired golden retriever.

not to share that info with the boys until after the ceremony.

and they've inquired about terminating Jamie's loan.

Wait, so, Coach, how do we fix this?

you know... I mean, it's gonna hurt his soul.

Calling me "soft" if I didn't... dominate, you know.

Excuse me, Ted. The eagle has landed.

Tony Pulis. Alan Curbishley. Harry Redknapp called three times.

He said it was to keep me warm and to remind me of home.

So, Coach Lasso. You finally won your first match.

And I hated that.

Fucking Ted Lasso.

It said to come to our stadium that day.

One more person says something that me and Beard don't understand,

Hockey Is life!

Hey, Coach. Jamie?

Coach, is it true in America you guys have so many beautiful dogs in pounds

Something personal. Something that you truly value.

Hey, fellas. Fellas, listen up.

Well, you know what they say when you assume, Trent?

"New Rebecca." Shit.

This is a no schadenfreude zone