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I tried to protect you, to shield you from difficult feelings,
And that's a little scary.
You know I'm Lucifer's dad, right?
And now my children are mad at me.
Well, being a mother myself, I have to disagree.
-[Chloe] Mm-hmm. -[Lucifer clears throat]
Why are you mad at him?
You are a great dad.
No, Albert Walcott was a deranged, deluded addict.
[sighs]
And while I'm waiting,
[chuckles] Thank you. Yes.
That's what you said about the bloody dinosaurs!
I mean, whoever dumped this body here
Unfortunately, I don't have my powers with me right now.
This is a drug that was developed for fighter pilots.
Did you know about Almighty's heart condition
[chuckles]
it was, uh…
-Broad shoulders, piercing eyes. -Hmm?
Look, you don't have to worry about me causing any more trouble. Okay?
"Perfect the way I am," my demon ass.
Mr. Walcott is lucky that the hospital administration didn't press charges.
-No. No, oh, my God. No. I-- -[sighs]
[exhales]
[dance music playing]
Am I? [laughs]
I don't know.
It's called denial.
-[mouths] -[man] You see that?
This is really big of you, Maze.
I've been slipping for quite a while.
Wait.
In person, it really is quite intense.
If we just forced Dad to confront his issues--
Not to mention a decent chance at a football career.
[chuckles]
♪ Second thing… ♪
The Devil.
♪ Oh! Oh! ♪
Not a musical interlude in sight.
And then what's gonna happen?
I think they may be my fault.
[screams, gasps] Maze!
…more YSD.
[doctor] Well, the medics had the sense to rush him to the ER,
I mean, the guy was…
that hasn't even been made illegal yet.
Any idea where he may have gone?
or decided to relive the glory days of creation at the zoo.
Did you know that when humans close their eyes they can't see anything?
How did you acquire that?
[Amenadiel] Dad!
Which I don't.
Can't say I blame them.
I think I'll tighten up your wobbly dancing pole.
The pain, torture, the screams of doomed souls,
That's what you're going with?
That's the craziest part. The victim was a fighter.
[laughs]
and I'll pop off, try and find him and give him a stern talking-to.
Anything in his tox screen?
I know, always thought he'd make a comeback.
What about you, Trixie?
For all eternity.