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Get up, get up. It's her.
I don't think so.
That's what you had to tell me?
Let me hear you try a Scottish accent.
No. Trini Lopez.
- Micro. - How do you feel, confident?
...makes you sound casual. - Yeah, like a farm boy.
The machine comes on, and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony.
You told him how I like the commercial.
You didn't have to tell your friends.
- What? Where are we going? - Don't bother. I'm leaving.
Good night.
Got her machine.
I like to do my own material.
You see, I didn't realize that coffee didn't really mean...
Dead man.
- So you called? - Right.
No, I had to tell my friends. My friends didn't have to tell you.
What's the matter? Did you call?
...we were just kind of standing there, and she was smiling at me.
I'd invite you up, but the place is being painted.
So I just blurt out, What are you doing Saturday night?
- I'm Donna. - Donna.
...like karate guys before they break bricks.
- So you didn't ask? - No. I froze.
I’ll call out… tippy-toe!
I think if one's going to kill oneself...
- Who makes the switch? - You do.
One hundred percent cotton…
Did you call me a wuss?
I'll just check my machine, and we'll go.
I don't like coffee. I don't have to come up!