Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, whatever.

- Really? - I have no patience for lactose...

So you gonna use it?

I have never seen one episode of I Love Lucy in my life ever.

The bad thing about television...

If I call her now, she's gonna think I'm needy.

Then I got off the phone right away.

I don't think so.

I like that commercial.

I don't like coffee. I don't have to come up!

She invites me up at 12:00 at night for coffee.

Why'd you have to get me in trouble?

For me to ask a woman out, I gotta get into a mental state...

I don't know how to work the stupid machines.

I love my phone machine.

Everything was going along so great. She was laughing.

I like that commercial

Why do I buy Tan Pants Donna?

Now I know who you are. You're a comedian.

- Coffee is sex. - Maybe coffee was coffee.

I'm planning a Wednesday call.

I forgot to tell you.

Don't you find that strange?

I like to do my own material