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Did you call me a wuss?
It went away.
The ball is in your court.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Either way.
Bookshelves are not bookshelves
One hundred percent…
Coffee's not coffee! Coffee is sex!
After one date you try and improvise on a machine?
I wasn't sure if she wanted me to ask her out.
...the least you could do is leave a note. It's common courtesy.
She's supposed to call me when she gets home.
...with other people in the room. - Oh, see?
...Bentsen gave him the Kennedy line? That's what I looked like.
Germs were building a town in there.
I don't feel comfortable in them.
- Thanks again for the movie. - You're welcome.
Wait till you hear this.
The ball's in your court.
If they're not Dockers, they're just containers.
I'll keep her busy.
She didn't know if I was trying to get in touch.
You're making too much of this.
Some people drink coffee that late.
Yeah they're so funny and so comfortable with each other.
That's as good as anything you do
Now what if she somehow gets away from you and is coming in?
He says, Why don't you call her? I says, I can't! I couldn't do it then.