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Uh, they're all journalists.

Don't you remember how much fun we had

he said that I could start possibly teaching again in the fall.

Trouble is, none of our current faculty

I know who I would vote for.

But, Archie, a lot of the Serpents have been reporting back.

No, I'm so sorry.

Certainly not my mother.

And I'm not sure we've done enough to inspire the families

And in Satan's name, I curse you.

Archie and I both will.

that Riverdale is still worth resurrecting.

Yeah, well, we don't want an apology.

Archie and I... are no more.

That would be anarchy.

They don't give a whit about the sins of the past.

It will be a fitting tribute to our ancestor.

Freedom of the press.

Can you hear that?

and the king and queen of the roost,

And what about the past, Archie?

modeled after Abigail's.

Cheryl, what the hell are you talking about?

Yes, they are journalists.

Thornhill still stood, of course,

Every year, our numbers dwindle.

So Principal Weatherbee asked me to, uh,

or I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life.

I thought you might be interested

and took over a struggling business.

Are you here alone?

Me neither. We need someone who speaks that language.

On the contrary.

Okay, guys, get the spares. Fangs, get the jack.