Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know that face anywhere.
Oh, hey.
Gays are not interchangeable, Eliot.
Okay, well, I guess there's nothing more to say
Okay.
What is, what is that?
(PHONE BEEPS)
You know how I have a gorgeous, uncircumcised penis?
You owe me a doo favor, bitch!
- You too. - Yeah.
Yeah. Uh...
He has one now.
The problem is because of my particular pH balance,
Oh, that's great, okay.
- I... Can't... - (MAN COUGHING)
who's coming with a plus-one.
I think it is time for me to lose my tip too.
Well, look at that.
(INHALES)
WOMAN: I mean, we started going out in college.
Hi. (GIGGLES)
No.
You know, I wanted last night to be so perfect.
we had our own thing going and...
At least do it in here.
- put on my penis cream. - Do you need any help?
Ay, mi amore, you deserve it.
You are like, a Colombian drug lord.
- You mentioned it. - Oh, we know.
So how long have you two been together?
Well, thank you so much.
and even then, it wasn't good.
(DISTANT MUSIC)
Whoa, that's heavy.
it's me and not you.