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where I get dog sedatives that help me relax when I fly.
instead of penis punches.
See you later, suckers!
and we love him more than a straight child
He killed himself because of me!
Do you understand how selfish you're being?
The past few months have been really hard.
Our crew has been together for seven years,
you didn't know what you were talking about.
Grizz just found out his uncle
Time for an ASS attack.
You are contractually required to write and produce
Wait, what?!
I spent Christmas alone in the Hamptons,
After tonight, you may not see any of us ever again.
Mm-hmm.
There! You're no longer special to him!
Good-bye. Good-bye, world.
I always wear this. I want to be buried in it.
♪ I'll always be glad I met you, rural juror ♪
You think Jack Donaghy's gonna kill himself? No way.
I don't know, Ms. Maroney. It just seems like you're faking it.
Once this circle is completely filled in,
says things like, I'm turning 30... again.
What Google thinks of Giphy
Why is it so sticky?!
Yes!
Just bury the necklace and move on.
But if you want a hardcore truth good-bye...
Gypsies, tramps and thieves, we'd hear it from the people of the town... Tusk!
And if I'm not a recurring character,
- That's for you. - Except his dream job... yesterday.
The only thing that's stopping is this show.
You changed your name to Aardvark?!
what!!?!?!?!? HUH!?!?!?!?!?!?!
what!!?!?!?!? HUH!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Um, guys?
Ladies and gentlemen, Jenna Maroney.
What?! I thought you were gonna kill yourself!
most of Tan Penis Island was destroyed in Sting's house fire.
Don't. Even. Say it.
- Momofuku! - Guy Fieri's restaurant ironically!
but it would make me more comfortable if we switched places.
I mean, who's Pete?
When I met you, I was perfectly happy with what I had --
Liz, you don't want to be here right now,
It goes by so fast.
Well, sir, if you have to ask, then... you're not.
Well, officially the show was cancelled two weeks ago.
And then you're like, No. Duh! Into the slaughtering chute!
I'm afraid I'm going to have to spank you again!
Whoops. Nope.
It's all over.
I was thinking about what you said earlier,
which, for once, is not an acronym for Beautiful Ladies In Short Shorts.
I do like ignoring your questions while I try to watch TV.
Toofer, the can!
But if I'm dead, how can I become a recurring character?
No! We're not doing this.
As I was taught in Six Sigma:
If the Democratic Party controlled Congress,
I guess you want that if you have a glass toilet.
What a thrill!
even they must acknowledge me...
because Colicchids lunch place