Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, no. No, no, no.

What am I, my son's piano recital?!

I put all my old work energy into parenting.

make that face! Exactly!

- half-Asian ones! - Oh.

♪ Rural juror ♪

I will return to my first love -- Broadway!

Some people think that work is fulfilling and validating.

I assume that's code for a billionaire soul-searching trip

L-I quit the job I worked my entire life to get

Which reminds me -- why am I still seeing new Top Chefs

and they need a celebrity to host their annual gala,

Lutz, the food is here. Come eat --

The only thing that can stop this show is an act of God.

I know some of you have already gotten other jobs.

So... what are we going to order for our last free lunch?

J as in the birds I'm afraid of...

and I'm sure we'll get to do it again sometime.

Yeah, you're not that young, either. Get down, please.

So, you hate work.

in reference to, say, uh, a hot bowl of bear meat

You're gonna have to do better than that.

and be home with your sharks

But we're gonna watch this first.

- You are. - it's understandable.

♪ I will never forget you, rural juror ♪

The show's over, so you're not technically an actor anymore.

Fine! Well, I guess there's a reason people don't say honest good-byes.

Stop ignoring me!

If you think it's about the money, you're even dumber than I look.

It's a tearful goodbye to her true love, Norman Blurder, the Rural Juror.

Because for seven years, you have yelled at me

But we thought maybe contestants could win money

What are you doing here? I thought you quit.

and play waiting games with them, like Carpet Adventure!

He has a degree in ethnomusicology from Wesleyan,

Which is a combination of hogwash and poppycock.

Who else had access?

all those foster parents talking about adopting me and never did.

has emphasized the growth potential in the...

There's so much to live for!

And even though right now I'm concentrating on being a mom --

Okay, well, I think TV can be successful

And wet! And, sure, okay, I thought I'd have a job right now.

Not really. You know Liz. She can hold a grudge.

- Tsk-tsk-tsk! - Ah, there it is.

that you would always be there for me.

It's Manhattan's largest out-of-business women's blazer dump.

Everybody back to work!

Now I am the sensei!

We were gonna lose our virginity to each other!

I want you to have this bag of my hair.