Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

RORY CAME TO ME
BRUTUS!
* OH, OH, OH *
I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT SUCKED IN LIKE THAT.
THEY SPENT TWO HOURS TELLING US NOTHING
THAT WOULDN'T SQUISH THE PART OF THE BRAIN
LAMB CHOPS WITH SICILIAN OLIVES, ROSEMARY, AND GARLIC
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT,
[CAR ALARM BLARING]
MOM! ANSWER -- "DIFFERENT REASONS."
PARIS, RORY.
THAT'S GREAT. WE'LL SEE. IT'S PRETTY NEW TERRITORY FOR US.
I HATE BEING HAD. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
MAY I TAKE YOUR COATS? THANKS.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
AREN'T WE EVEL KNIEVEL? COFFEE?
WELL, COME HERE!
AND SHE'LL UNDERSTAND."
FORGET HIM. OPENING AN INN IS A HUGE STEP,
I DON'T REALLY HAVE A LOT TO SAY, ACTUALLY.
AND THAT'S WHY THIS IS SO HARD.
QUESTION -- "WOULD YOU SAY YOUR MOTHER IS A TOLERANT WOMAN?"
YOU EITHER NEED A SMALLER LADLE OR A BIGGER CRATER.
WANT TO GUESS WHAT SHE SAID?
LET'S MOVE ON TO OTHER BUSINESS. FRANCIE.
THAT'S RIGHT! HE WENT AFTER THE WHOLE BRIDAL PARTY!
OH! LORELAI, THIS IS JOE.
I KNOW.
TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE, MY FRIEND.
FAT SAL? WORK WITH ME HERE.
OKAY. GO AHEAD.
BUT REMEMBER, IT'S A LONG PROCESS,
I WANT TO STOP THIS WAR,
[ GASPS ] I'M SOMEONE'S DAISY.
AND THEY TOOK MY TRAY.
SO GLAD WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER. ME TOO.
"MY GOD, I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO MICHEL,"
"CAN YOU EXPAND ON THAT?"
WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR INN
YOU'RE NOT MAD? WHY WOULD I BE MAD?
* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *
BYE.
JACKSON BROUGHT PEA TENDRILS INSTEAD OF BRUSSELS SPROUTS.
I'M STILL WONDERING IF MELLON'S A MAN OR A WOMAN.
"THEREBY REINFORCING HER ALREADY-FORMED OPINION
LIKE IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS. I'M SURE THE 12 ROCKET SCIENTISTS
WELL, I'M GOING TO DOOSE'S BECAUSE WE ARE OUT OF FOOD.
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
KEEP YOUR HANDS ON YOUR EARS. TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER.
THEN FELDMAN GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH THE BRIDE'S MOTHER.
HOW DO YOU HAND OUT THAT KINDA REJECTION?
BEFORE THE OTHERS GET HERE, WE SHOULD PROBABLY DECIDE
JACKSON KEEPS BEES? NO, IT TURNED OUT HE WAS ALLERGIC.
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!
SAUTEED WITH CARAMELIZED ONIONS. EXACTLY.
AND B: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT NUMBERS.
YOU'RE KIDDING. I WASN'T GONNA LET THE CLASS GIFT BE A STUPID TREE
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
YOU'RE KIDDING. I NEVER KID ABOUT FIRE SAFETY.
GIVE ME THOSE. I'LL FILE THEM WITH THE REST.
WE MET AT THE LEARNING CENTER.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST RECEPTION WE CATERED --
JOE, WE NEED TO TALK. WOW. YOU'VE MELLOWED.
SAMPLE QUESTIONS. GREAT.
GOING A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT TALKING TO ANYONE
I HATE THOSE GIRLS. IT'S FINE.
LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS.
RIGHT. I'M GOIN' IN.
FLIRTED! ACCIDENTALLY!
GRANDMA'S LAWYERS WANT YOU TO BE PREPARED.
SHE CAN CUT THE SCORE, WE'RE MOVING ON.
ONE OF THE FIRST DECISIONS YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE
AND SHOVEL IN WHATEVER SLOP THEY THROW MY WAY
SEE, NOW YOU'RE MAKING SOME PROGRESS.
I'D KEEP IT WARM. WE'RE GONNA BE HERE AWHILE.