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I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

RORY CAME TO ME

KEEP YOUR HANDS ON YOUR EARS. TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER.

JOE, WE NEED TO TALK. WOW. YOU'VE MELLOWED.

WANT TO GUESS WHAT SHE SAID?

ONE OF THE FIRST DECISIONS YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE

AND THEY TOOK MY TRAY.

YOU'RE NOT MAD? WHY WOULD I BE MAD?

OKAY. GO AHEAD.

YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!

AND SHOVEL IN WHATEVER SLOP THEY THROW MY WAY

RIGHT. I'M GOIN' IN.

YOU'RE KIDDING. I NEVER KID ABOUT FIRE SAFETY.

YOU'RE KIDDING. I WASN'T GONNA LET THE CLASS GIFT BE A STUPID TREE

TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE, MY FRIEND.

AND B: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT NUMBERS.

I DON'T REALLY HAVE A LOT TO SAY, ACTUALLY.

WELL, COME HERE!

[CAR ALARM BLARING]

I'M STILL WONDERING IF MELLON'S A MAN OR A WOMAN.

WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR INN

WELL, I'M GOING TO DOOSE'S BECAUSE WE ARE OUT OF FOOD.

LAMB CHOPS WITH SICILIAN OLIVES, ROSEMARY, AND GARLIC

"MY GOD, I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO MICHEL,"

I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT SUCKED IN LIKE THAT.

[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

HOW DO YOU HAND OUT THAT KINDA REJECTION?

I HATE BEING HAD. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?

JACKSON BROUGHT PEA TENDRILS INSTEAD OF BRUSSELS SPROUTS.

MOM! ANSWER -- "DIFFERENT REASONS."

[ GASPS ] I'M SOMEONE'S DAISY.

LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS.

THAT'S RIGHT! HE WENT AFTER THE WHOLE BRIDAL PARTY!

FORGET HIM. OPENING AN INN IS A HUGE STEP,

AND SHE'LL UNDERSTAND."

BUT REMEMBER, IT'S A LONG PROCESS,

* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *

LIKE IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS. I'M SURE THE 12 ROCKET SCIENTISTS

WE MET AT THE LEARNING CENTER.

BEFORE THE OTHERS GET HERE, WE SHOULD PROBABLY DECIDE

I'D KEEP IT WARM. WE'RE GONNA BE HERE AWHILE.

FLIRTED! ACCIDENTALLY!

AND THAT'S WHY THIS IS SO HARD.

FAT SAL? WORK WITH ME HERE.

THAT WOULDN'T SQUISH THE PART OF THE BRAIN

THEY SPENT TWO HOURS TELLING US NOTHING

AREN'T WE EVEL KNIEVEL? COFFEE?

GIVE ME THOSE. I'LL FILE THEM WITH THE REST.

I WANT TO STOP THIS WAR,

DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST RECEPTION WE CATERED --

GOING A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT TALKING TO ANYONE

SO GLAD WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER. ME TOO.

THEN FELDMAN GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH THE BRIDE'S MOTHER.

YOU EITHER NEED A SMALLER LADLE OR A BIGGER CRATER.

OH! LORELAI, THIS IS JOE.

JACKSON KEEPS BEES? NO, IT TURNED OUT HE WAS ALLERGIC.

SEE, NOW YOU'RE MAKING SOME PROGRESS.

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT,

MAY I TAKE YOUR COATS? THANKS.

GRANDMA'S LAWYERS WANT YOU TO BE PREPARED.

SHE CAN CUT THE SCORE, WE'RE MOVING ON.

SAUTEED WITH CARAMELIZED ONIONS. EXACTLY.

SAMPLE QUESTIONS. GREAT.

QUESTION -- "WOULD YOU SAY YOUR MOTHER IS A TOLERANT WOMAN?"

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

"THEREBY REINFORCING HER ALREADY-FORMED OPINION

LET'S MOVE ON TO OTHER BUSINESS. FRANCIE.

"CAN YOU EXPAND ON THAT?"

I HATE THOSE GIRLS. IT'S FINE.

THAT'S GREAT. WE'LL SEE. IT'S PRETTY NEW TERRITORY FOR US.