Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I HATE BEING HAD. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
GRANDMA'S LAWYERS WANT YOU TO BE PREPARED.
[CAR ALARM BLARING]
GIVE ME THOSE. I'LL FILE THEM WITH THE REST.
LIKE IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS. I'M SURE THE 12 ROCKET SCIENTISTS
AREN'T WE EVEL KNIEVEL? COFFEE?
TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE, MY FRIEND.
[ GASPS ] I'M SOMEONE'S DAISY.
I'M STILL WONDERING IF MELLON'S A MAN OR A WOMAN.
WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR INN
"CAN YOU EXPAND ON THAT?"
QUESTION -- "WOULD YOU SAY YOUR MOTHER IS A TOLERANT WOMAN?"
I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT SUCKED IN LIKE THAT.
YOU EITHER NEED A SMALLER LADLE OR A BIGGER CRATER.
THEY SPENT TWO HOURS TELLING US NOTHING
ONE OF THE FIRST DECISIONS YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE
AND SHE'LL UNDERSTAND."
SEE, NOW YOU'RE MAKING SOME PROGRESS.
THEN FELDMAN GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH THE BRIDE'S MOTHER.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST RECEPTION WE CATERED --
GOING A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT TALKING TO ANYONE
FAT SAL? WORK WITH ME HERE.
WELL, I'M GOING TO DOOSE'S BECAUSE WE ARE OUT OF FOOD.
BEFORE THE OTHERS GET HERE, WE SHOULD PROBABLY DECIDE
MAY I TAKE YOUR COATS? THANKS.
* OH, OH, OH *
SO GLAD WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER. ME TOO.
I KNOW.
AND B: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT NUMBERS.
I DON'T REALLY HAVE A LOT TO SAY, ACTUALLY.
JACKSON KEEPS BEES? NO, IT TURNED OUT HE WAS ALLERGIC.
RIGHT. I'M GOIN' IN.
SHE CAN CUT THE SCORE, WE'RE MOVING ON.
I HATE THOSE GIRLS. IT'S FINE.
AND THEY TOOK MY TRAY.
AND THAT'S WHY THIS IS SO HARD.
RORY CAME TO ME
FLIRTED! ACCIDENTALLY!
LAMB CHOPS WITH SICILIAN OLIVES, ROSEMARY, AND GARLIC
OH! LORELAI, THIS IS JOE.
I'D KEEP IT WARM. WE'RE GONNA BE HERE AWHILE.
"THEREBY REINFORCING HER ALREADY-FORMED OPINION
YOU'RE NOT MAD? WHY WOULD I BE MAD?
BYE.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
YOU'RE KIDDING. I NEVER KID ABOUT FIRE SAFETY.
MOM! ANSWER -- "DIFFERENT REASONS."
BRUTUS!
YOU'RE KIDDING. I WASN'T GONNA LET THE CLASS GIFT BE A STUPID TREE
JACKSON BROUGHT PEA TENDRILS INSTEAD OF BRUSSELS SPROUTS.
BUT REMEMBER, IT'S A LONG PROCESS,
JOE, WE NEED TO TALK. WOW. YOU'VE MELLOWED.
THAT'S RIGHT! HE WENT AFTER THE WHOLE BRIDAL PARTY!
WELL, COME HERE!
HOW DO YOU HAND OUT THAT KINDA REJECTION?
FORGET HIM. OPENING AN INN IS A HUGE STEP,
LET'S MOVE ON TO OTHER BUSINESS. FRANCIE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
PARIS, RORY.
KEEP YOUR HANDS ON YOUR EARS. TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER.
SAUTEED WITH CARAMELIZED ONIONS. EXACTLY.
AND SHOVEL IN WHATEVER SLOP THEY THROW MY WAY
"MY GOD, I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO MICHEL,"
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT,
I WANT TO STOP THIS WAR,
WANT TO GUESS WHAT SHE SAID?
OKAY. GO AHEAD.
* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *
SAMPLE QUESTIONS. GREAT.
LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS.
THAT WOULDN'T SQUISH THE PART OF THE BRAIN
WE MET AT THE LEARNING CENTER.
THAT'S GREAT. WE'LL SEE. IT'S PRETTY NEW TERRITORY FOR US.