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I AM? I'M HIS DAISY.
SOUNDS LIKE FATE. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YOU'RE MARRIED. YES, I AM.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT FELDMAN'S RESTAURANT?
LOOK...
HONESTLY, MOM, I DOUBT THEY'LL FIND 12 PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T BEEN FIRED BY YOU.
HE FLINCHES, ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY TIGHTENS UP FOR A MOMENT.
WELL, PEOPLE LIKE BRANDY.
AND HOW TO WRITE A DIARY. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?
SO THE FACT THAT ANYONE WOULD HOLD A MEETING
BECAUSE SHE MADE NOISE WHEN SHE WALKED? YES.
[ FOILS CLASHING ]
WHY DON'T WE MAKE A PLAN TO HARASS FELDMAN SOME OTHER TIME?
I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH THE VALUE OF A GOOD PAINT JOB.
UM, RIGHT. HI.
THESE WERE SHOVED IN MY LOCKER THIS MORNING.
HERE. LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MONEY.
AND I'LL SEE IF I CAN GET A REAL DATE.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY ADVISE IT.
YOU REMEMBER WHAT FELDMAN TOLD THE COPS?
LUKE'S? LET'S GO.
SHE TOOK THOSE PICTURES. SHE'S SETTING ME UP.
BUT YOU'LL PAY $2 MORE AN HOUR,
"WOULD YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER AN EXTREMELY CRITICAL WOMAN?
EVERYONE'S BOOKED AND READY TO GO.
THAT YOU MET WITH HER BEHIND MY BACK.
I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE PHONE CALLS.
YOU WANT CHEESE ON THE BURGER?
YOU GUYS COME UP WITH A NAME FOR YOUR PLACE YET?
IS FOR YOU TO GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION ABOUT MY LOYALTIES.
YOU SURE? I'M SURE.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
JUST TRY IT. NO! NO, NO.
JOKES. WHAT ABOUT THE ONES FOR DR. PHIL?
THE WORD "NO" SEEMS SO WILDLY INADEQUATE ALL OF A SUDDEN.
TELL ME YOU GOT PICTURES OF JACKSON AND HIS GIANT HEAD.
WHAT'S THAT? THIS? NOTHING.
FROM DRIVING OFF THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN.
"MY MOTHER IS A PERFECTIONIST."
AND THEN I FOUND THESE, AND I'M JUST SO UPSET.
WHAT'S JACKSON GONNA SAY?
YEAH. OR "I'M MARRIED" MIGHT WORK.
HE SPENT THE WHOLE SUMMER GETTING STONED.
BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A DATE.
THE PICTURES OF YOU AND FRANCIE IN THE PARKING GARAGE
HI. GOOD EVENING.
SO TURN THAT LITTLE NEAR-LUXURY CAR AROUND,
ONCE. IT WAS NOTHING. WHY WERE YOU DEPOSED?
IT'S MY SENIOR YEAR, TOO.
THAT HAS JUST BECOME AVAILABLE RIGHT OUTSIDE OF LITCHFIELD.
NEXT, HE'S BEANING HER WITH THE ICE SCULPTURE.
AT THE STUDENT COUNCIL MEETING WITH PARIS?"
PEOPLE EXPECT YOU TO BE UPSET. NO ONE CALLS YOU DEMANDING OR UNREASONABLE.
SOME OF THOSE CONVOLUTED SCHOOL ISSUES -- MIND-BLOWING.
'CAUSE YOU CAN ONLY SEEM TO GIVE ME THE MOST BIZARRE OPPOSITE.
I MADE YOU DINNER.
OKAY. SEE -- "IF YOU GUYS HAVE LUNCH
I ADDED SOME MORE PORT TO THE CUMBERLAND SAUCE.
WHAT? I'M WEARING A MASK.
BEGINNING SALUTE.
YOU SAID "SURE." WHICH, TO MOST PEOPLE, MEANS YES.
WE DON'T OFFER A COMPLIMENTARY BREAKFAST.
IT'S STARTED! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME.
AND FRIED MARSHMALLOW PIE FOR DESSERT!
AND THEY TASTE LIKE FEET.
I KNOW I'M REPEATING MYSELF, BUT THE FELDSTER?
YOU MADE BEEF JERKY FOR ME.
TURN IT OFF! LET ME EXPLAIN!