Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU WANT CHEESE ON THE BURGER?
WHY DON'T WE MAKE A PLAN TO HARASS FELDMAN SOME OTHER TIME?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY ADVISE IT.
[ FOILS CLASHING ]
WHAT? I'M WEARING A MASK.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
HE SPENT THE WHOLE SUMMER GETTING STONED.
HE FLINCHES, ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY TIGHTENS UP FOR A MOMENT.
"WOULD YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER AN EXTREMELY CRITICAL WOMAN?
'CAUSE YOU CAN ONLY SEEM TO GIVE ME THE MOST BIZARRE OPPOSITE.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT FELDMAN'S RESTAURANT?
"MY MOTHER IS A PERFECTIONIST."
SO TURN THAT LITTLE NEAR-LUXURY CAR AROUND,
BEGINNING SALUTE.
YOU SURE? I'M SURE.
TURN IT OFF! LET ME EXPLAIN!
HONESTLY, MOM, I DOUBT THEY'LL FIND 12 PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T BEEN FIRED BY YOU.
ONCE. IT WAS NOTHING. WHY WERE YOU DEPOSED?
TELL ME YOU GOT PICTURES OF JACKSON AND HIS GIANT HEAD.
AT THE STUDENT COUNCIL MEETING WITH PARIS?"
SOME OF THOSE CONVOLUTED SCHOOL ISSUES -- MIND-BLOWING.
THAT YOU MET WITH HER BEHIND MY BACK.
AND I'LL SEE IF I CAN GET A REAL DATE.
IT'S STARTED! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME.
FROM DRIVING OFF THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN.
EVERYONE'S BOOKED AND READY TO GO.
YOU'RE MARRIED. YES, I AM.
I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE PHONE CALLS.
LUKE'S? LET'S GO.
AND FRIED MARSHMALLOW PIE FOR DESSERT!
IT'S MY SENIOR YEAR, TOO.
WHAT'S THAT? THIS? NOTHING.
THE PICTURES OF YOU AND FRANCIE IN THE PARKING GARAGE
AND HOW TO WRITE A DIARY. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?
JOKES. WHAT ABOUT THE ONES FOR DR. PHIL?
AND THEN I FOUND THESE, AND I'M JUST SO UPSET.
I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH THE VALUE OF A GOOD PAINT JOB.
JUST TRY IT. NO! NO, NO.
SHE TOOK THOSE PICTURES. SHE'S SETTING ME UP.
UM, RIGHT. HI.
BUT YOU'LL PAY $2 MORE AN HOUR,
BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A DATE.
I AM? I'M HIS DAISY.
WHAT'S JACKSON GONNA SAY?
I KNOW I'M REPEATING MYSELF, BUT THE FELDSTER?
YOU GUYS COME UP WITH A NAME FOR YOUR PLACE YET?
SO THE FACT THAT ANYONE WOULD HOLD A MEETING
HERE. LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MONEY.
I ADDED SOME MORE PORT TO THE CUMBERLAND SAUCE.
NEXT, HE'S BEANING HER WITH THE ICE SCULPTURE.
WE DON'T OFFER A COMPLIMENTARY BREAKFAST.
YOU MADE BEEF JERKY FOR ME.
YOU SAID "SURE." WHICH, TO MOST PEOPLE, MEANS YES.
THE WORD "NO" SEEMS SO WILDLY INADEQUATE ALL OF A SUDDEN.
LOOK...
THAT HAS JUST BECOME AVAILABLE RIGHT OUTSIDE OF LITCHFIELD.
I MADE YOU DINNER.
WELL, PEOPLE LIKE BRANDY.
IS FOR YOU TO GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION ABOUT MY LOYALTIES.
SOUNDS LIKE FATE. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YOU REMEMBER WHAT FELDMAN TOLD THE COPS?
OKAY. SEE -- "IF YOU GUYS HAVE LUNCH
BECAUSE SHE MADE NOISE WHEN SHE WALKED? YES.
YEAH. OR "I'M MARRIED" MIGHT WORK.
AND THEY TASTE LIKE FEET.
PEOPLE EXPECT YOU TO BE UPSET. NO ONE CALLS YOU DEMANDING OR UNREASONABLE.
THESE WERE SHOVED IN MY LOCKER THIS MORNING.
HI. GOOD EVENING.