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SOME OF THOSE CONVOLUTED SCHOOL ISSUES -- MIND-BLOWING.
FROM DRIVING OFF THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN.
LOOK...
SO TURN THAT LITTLE NEAR-LUXURY CAR AROUND,
HE SPENT THE WHOLE SUMMER GETTING STONED.
SOUNDS LIKE FATE. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
NEXT, HE'S BEANING HER WITH THE ICE SCULPTURE.
I KNOW I'M REPEATING MYSELF, BUT THE FELDSTER?
YOU SAID "SURE." WHICH, TO MOST PEOPLE, MEANS YES.
SO THE FACT THAT ANYONE WOULD HOLD A MEETING
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
YOU'RE MARRIED. YES, I AM.
"WOULD YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER AN EXTREMELY CRITICAL WOMAN?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY ADVISE IT.
OKAY. SEE -- "IF YOU GUYS HAVE LUNCH
BUT YOU'LL PAY $2 MORE AN HOUR,
"MY MOTHER IS A PERFECTIONIST."
I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH THE VALUE OF A GOOD PAINT JOB.
WE DON'T OFFER A COMPLIMENTARY BREAKFAST.
WHAT'S JACKSON GONNA SAY?
[ FOILS CLASHING ]
IS FOR YOU TO GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION ABOUT MY LOYALTIES.
PEOPLE EXPECT YOU TO BE UPSET. NO ONE CALLS YOU DEMANDING OR UNREASONABLE.
THESE WERE SHOVED IN MY LOCKER THIS MORNING.
BECAUSE SHE MADE NOISE WHEN SHE WALKED? YES.
HI. GOOD EVENING.
AND THEN I FOUND THESE, AND I'M JUST SO UPSET.
YOU GUYS COME UP WITH A NAME FOR YOUR PLACE YET?
YOU REMEMBER WHAT FELDMAN TOLD THE COPS?
I ADDED SOME MORE PORT TO THE CUMBERLAND SAUCE.
THAT YOU MET WITH HER BEHIND MY BACK.
WHAT'S THAT? THIS? NOTHING.
HE FLINCHES, ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY TIGHTENS UP FOR A MOMENT.
JOKES. WHAT ABOUT THE ONES FOR DR. PHIL?
HERE. LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MONEY.
WELL, PEOPLE LIKE BRANDY.
THAT HAS JUST BECOME AVAILABLE RIGHT OUTSIDE OF LITCHFIELD.
LUKE'S? LET'S GO.
I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE PHONE CALLS.
YOU WANT CHEESE ON THE BURGER?
IT'S STARTED! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME.
'CAUSE YOU CAN ONLY SEEM TO GIVE ME THE MOST BIZARRE OPPOSITE.
EVERYONE'S BOOKED AND READY TO GO.
IT'S MY SENIOR YEAR, TOO.
THE PICTURES OF YOU AND FRANCIE IN THE PARKING GARAGE
AND FRIED MARSHMALLOW PIE FOR DESSERT!
I AM? I'M HIS DAISY.
BEGINNING SALUTE.
WHY DON'T WE MAKE A PLAN TO HARASS FELDMAN SOME OTHER TIME?
THE WORD "NO" SEEMS SO WILDLY INADEQUATE ALL OF A SUDDEN.
BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A DATE.
WHAT? I'M WEARING A MASK.
AT THE STUDENT COUNCIL MEETING WITH PARIS?"
YOU SURE? I'M SURE.
JUST TRY IT. NO! NO, NO.
TELL ME YOU GOT PICTURES OF JACKSON AND HIS GIANT HEAD.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT FELDMAN'S RESTAURANT?
ONCE. IT WAS NOTHING. WHY WERE YOU DEPOSED?
AND HOW TO WRITE A DIARY. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?
YOU MADE BEEF JERKY FOR ME.
YEAH. OR "I'M MARRIED" MIGHT WORK.
AND I'LL SEE IF I CAN GET A REAL DATE.
HONESTLY, MOM, I DOUBT THEY'LL FIND 12 PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T BEEN FIRED BY YOU.
UM, RIGHT. HI.
AND THEY TASTE LIKE FEET.
TURN IT OFF! LET ME EXPLAIN!
SHE TOOK THOSE PICTURES. SHE'S SETTING ME UP.
I MADE YOU DINNER.