Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BUNG? HE HAD BEEN UP THERE FOR A COUPLE YEARS ALREADY.
Lorelai? It's Alex Lesman.
AND THEN THEY TOOK MY TRAY, BUT STILL...
YOU CAN'T FLIRT WHEN TALKING ABOUT BUNG.
I SAID A LOT OF NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU.
PILE IN JOE'S VAN, AND WAKE UP IN NEW HAMPSHIRE OR MAINE
WANT SOME OF MINE?
IT'LL REMIND ME MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!
OKAY. HERE.
NO, REALLY? YEAH.
PARIS IS SO UPSET. SHE TOTALLY THINKS I BETRAYED HER.
IT WAS KIND OF A RELIEF.
EXCUSE ME?
PIE. CHERRY.
YEAH, WELL, IT KEEPS THE RAIN OFF.
OH. FANCY THAT.
WE WILL WARM UP WITH YOUR COUNTER-SIXTE-RIPOSTE QUARTE.
SCHEMING AND FIGHTING?
IS SUING FOR WRONGFUL TERMINATION.
USING THE MONEY FOR THE TELESCOPE FOR THE SENIOR GIFT.
I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT DINNER IS READY, MRS. GILMORE.
NO, THANKS. COME ON!
I GOT THE -- SURPRISE!
THAT WAS A GREAT SURPRISE.
AND A WARM POTATO-AND-CHORIZO SALAD.
IS IT THAT BIG A DEAL? IT'S THE RULES OF COMMON DECENCY.
WE'D ALL WORK 14 HOURS STRAIGHT, PARTY TILL DAWN,
OH, GOD. OLD FRIENDS, HUH?
I HATE THEM ANYHOW.
DOESN'T IT MATTER THAT I CARE SO MUCH
GOOD. SO, NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY,
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHO WOULD TAKE "JACKBOOTED" AS A COMPLIMENT.
HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO ME?
OF COURSE IT'S OKAY. WHY WOULDN'T IT BE OKAY?
SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LET THIS LEAD-FOOTED TEUTONIC CHAMBERMAID
I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.
FILL ME IN, PLEASE.
DOESN'T IT SEEM STRANGE TO BE PRACTICING A SPORT
I'LL DO THAT. OKAY.
She's part of the electronic age.
IT'S BASICALLY JUST ME AND THIS GUY NAMED CHUCKLES IN BRAZIL.
FAX IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY. "Fax it to me immediately"?
THAT FRANCIE IS PURE EVIL,
WHEN SOMEONE'S TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME?
IT MEANS WHEN SOMEONE IS IN TROUBLE, YOU HELP THEM,
OH, REALLY?
WE ARE SO IN LUCK. IT WAS INTERNATIONAL GRAB-BAG NIGHT AT AL'S.
YES. TOMORROW, THE TWO OF YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
OH, YEAH! [ BOTH LAUGHING ]
OH, STOP THAT!
WELL, GOOD FOR ME. MY TURN.
Well, okay. How about Black Liquid Hope Sold Here?
NEXT TIME I WANT SOME GRAPEFRUIT, I'M JUST GONNA ASK FOR A KAZOO.
LET'S MAKE A PLAN. SURE.
WHOSE ORIGINAL PURPOSE WAS TO KILL PEOPLE?
IF WE COULD...
NIGHT. GOODNIGHT, BABE.
LAST CHANCE TO RUN, HUH? EXCUSE ME?
YOU RUINED CREEDENCE FOR ME!
REALLY? YES, LOREALAI, REALLY.
RIGHT. FAT SAL. YES, RIGHT.
THIS IS SPECIFIC TO OPENING SMALL INNS, BED AND BREAKFASTS.
Also if he can pick up some ice cream.
WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I SAW THE PICTURES.
YES, MY DINNER IS OUT STANDING ON A LEDGE.