Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT'LL REMIND ME MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!

PARIS IS SO UPSET. SHE TOTALLY THINKS I BETRAYED HER.

SCHEMING AND FIGHTING?

NIGHT. GOODNIGHT, BABE.

RIGHT. FAT SAL. YES, RIGHT.

IS IT THAT BIG A DEAL? IT'S THE RULES OF COMMON DECENCY.

She's part of the electronic age.

I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.

YEAH, WELL, IT KEEPS THE RAIN OFF.

I GOT THE -- SURPRISE!

IT WAS KIND OF A RELIEF.

OH. FANCY THAT.

WE WILL WARM UP WITH YOUR COUNTER-SIXTE-RIPOSTE QUARTE.

WHEN SOMEONE'S TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME?

OH, YEAH! [ BOTH LAUGHING ]

LET'S MAKE A PLAN. SURE.

Also if he can pick up some ice cream.

SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LET THIS LEAD-FOOTED TEUTONIC CHAMBERMAID

YES. TOMORROW, THE TWO OF YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO ME?

IT MEANS WHEN SOMEONE IS IN TROUBLE, YOU HELP THEM,

THAT WAS A GREAT SURPRISE.

WE'D ALL WORK 14 HOURS STRAIGHT, PARTY TILL DAWN,

FILL ME IN, PLEASE.

USING THE MONEY FOR THE TELESCOPE FOR THE SENIOR GIFT.

OH, GOD. OLD FRIENDS, HUH?

BUNG? HE HAD BEEN UP THERE FOR A COUPLE YEARS ALREADY.

DOESN'T IT SEEM STRANGE TO BE PRACTICING A SPORT

GOOD. SO, NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY,

DOESN'T IT MATTER THAT I CARE SO MUCH

THIS IS SPECIFIC TO OPENING SMALL INNS, BED AND BREAKFASTS.

Lorelai? It's Alex Lesman.

I'LL DO THAT. OKAY.

NEXT TIME I WANT SOME GRAPEFRUIT, I'M JUST GONNA ASK FOR A KAZOO.

I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT DINNER IS READY, MRS. GILMORE.

IT'S BASICALLY JUST ME AND THIS GUY NAMED CHUCKLES IN BRAZIL.

LAST CHANCE TO RUN, HUH? EXCUSE ME?

AND THEN THEY TOOK MY TRAY, BUT STILL...

AND A WARM POTATO-AND-CHORIZO SALAD.

WELL, GOOD FOR ME. MY TURN.

PILE IN JOE'S VAN, AND WAKE UP IN NEW HAMPSHIRE OR MAINE

WHOSE ORIGINAL PURPOSE WAS TO KILL PEOPLE?

OF COURSE IT'S OKAY. WHY WOULDN'T IT BE OKAY?

I HATE THEM ANYHOW.

FAX IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY. "Fax it to me immediately"?

WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I SAW THE PICTURES.

THAT FRANCIE IS PURE EVIL,

YOU RUINED CREEDENCE FOR ME!

WE ARE SO IN LUCK. IT WAS INTERNATIONAL GRAB-BAG NIGHT AT AL'S.

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHO WOULD TAKE "JACKBOOTED" AS A COMPLIMENT.

IS SUING FOR WRONGFUL TERMINATION.

YOU CAN'T FLIRT WHEN TALKING ABOUT BUNG.

YES, MY DINNER IS OUT STANDING ON A LEDGE.

NO, THANKS. COME ON!

REALLY? YES, LOREALAI, REALLY.

NO, REALLY? YEAH.

WANT SOME OF MINE?

Well, okay. How about Black Liquid Hope Sold Here?

I SAID A LOT OF NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU.