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I'LL DO THAT. OKAY.

YEAH, WELL, IT KEEPS THE RAIN OFF.

IT WAS KIND OF A RELIEF.

I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.

GOOD. SO, NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY,

I HATE THEM ANYHOW.

IS IT THAT BIG A DEAL? IT'S THE RULES OF COMMON DECENCY.

REALLY? YES, LOREALAI, REALLY.

OH. FANCY THAT.

YOU CAN'T FLIRT WHEN TALKING ABOUT BUNG.

OH, GOD. OLD FRIENDS, HUH?

IT'LL REMIND ME MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!

NIGHT. GOODNIGHT, BABE.

LET'S MAKE A PLAN. SURE.

RIGHT. FAT SAL. YES, RIGHT.

THAT WAS A GREAT SURPRISE.

PILE IN JOE'S VAN, AND WAKE UP IN NEW HAMPSHIRE OR MAINE

She's part of the electronic age.

FAX IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY. "Fax it to me immediately"?

AND A WARM POTATO-AND-CHORIZO SALAD.

HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO ME?

I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT DINNER IS READY, MRS. GILMORE.

OF COURSE IT'S OKAY. WHY WOULDN'T IT BE OKAY?

AND THEN THEY TOOK MY TRAY, BUT STILL...

LAST CHANCE TO RUN, HUH? EXCUSE ME?

PARIS IS SO UPSET. SHE TOTALLY THINKS I BETRAYED HER.

WHEN SOMEONE'S TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME?

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHO WOULD TAKE "JACKBOOTED" AS A COMPLIMENT.

YES. TOMORROW, THE TWO OF YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

OH, YEAH! [ BOTH LAUGHING ]

NO, THANKS. COME ON!

BUNG? HE HAD BEEN UP THERE FOR A COUPLE YEARS ALREADY.

IS SUING FOR WRONGFUL TERMINATION.

THAT FRANCIE IS PURE EVIL,

WE ARE SO IN LUCK. IT WAS INTERNATIONAL GRAB-BAG NIGHT AT AL'S.

WANT SOME OF MINE?

IT'S BASICALLY JUST ME AND THIS GUY NAMED CHUCKLES IN BRAZIL.

I SAID A LOT OF NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU.

NO, REALLY? YEAH.

FILL ME IN, PLEASE.

I GOT THE -- SURPRISE!

YOU RUINED CREEDENCE FOR ME!

SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LET THIS LEAD-FOOTED TEUTONIC CHAMBERMAID

WE'D ALL WORK 14 HOURS STRAIGHT, PARTY TILL DAWN,

WE WILL WARM UP WITH YOUR COUNTER-SIXTE-RIPOSTE QUARTE.

IT MEANS WHEN SOMEONE IS IN TROUBLE, YOU HELP THEM,

WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I SAW THE PICTURES.

Well, okay. How about Black Liquid Hope Sold Here?

SCHEMING AND FIGHTING?

DOESN'T IT MATTER THAT I CARE SO MUCH

THIS IS SPECIFIC TO OPENING SMALL INNS, BED AND BREAKFASTS.

DOESN'T IT SEEM STRANGE TO BE PRACTICING A SPORT

YES, MY DINNER IS OUT STANDING ON A LEDGE.

WHOSE ORIGINAL PURPOSE WAS TO KILL PEOPLE?

WELL, GOOD FOR ME. MY TURN.

USING THE MONEY FOR THE TELESCOPE FOR THE SENIOR GIFT.

Also if he can pick up some ice cream.

NEXT TIME I WANT SOME GRAPEFRUIT, I'M JUST GONNA ASK FOR A KAZOO.

Lorelai? It's Alex Lesman.