Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BETWEEN THE SECOND "ABSURD" AND THE THIRD "UNBELIEVABLE."
AND THE LIE-DETECTOR RESULT.
NO, I'M NOT MAD.
IS YOU MIGHT WANT TO CLEAR YOUR AFTERNOON."
OR HIGHER GROUND. OR THE MUDHOUSE.
IT'S JUST...
WHY ARE YOU BEING A SNOB? YOU WENT TO HOTEL SCHOOL.
AND DENTAL FLOSS. AND PAPER TOWELS.
STOP DOING THAT!
HE TOOK A COURSE ON HOW TO BUY FORECLOSED REAL ESTATE,
I DON'T THINK THAT THEY ARE!
I'M NOT GONNA LIE FOR YOU. LORELAI.
GO! BUT TAKE THE TENDRILS WITH YA!
TALKING ABOUT ME.
Watch Choate get Joan Didion while we're being read 'Eloise at the Plaza.'
HELLO, EVERYONE. I'M VERY PLEASED TO BE HERE ADDRESSING YOU TODAY.
JUST TO SAVE YOUR DINNER? OOPS. THAT WAS DUMB.
YEAH. ARE THE ONES FOR PRINCESS DIANA'S BUTLER JOKES OR REAL?
YOU WERE THERE. IT'S NOT A DATE, IS IT?
That would've been far too logical.
AND WE REPLACED THE TWO VERTICAL MIXERS.
THAT USED TO LOVE YAP TO HIS FRIENDS ALL NIGHT LONG.
WADSWORTH MANSION IS OWNED BY THE CONNECTICUT DAUGHTERS OF THE MAYFLOWER.
UH-HUH.
MISS GILMORE, IT'S BOB MERRIAM, YOUR MOTHER'S LAWYER.
SHE FORCED HIM INTO IT. YOU CAN'T FORCE A TEACHER INTO SOMETHING, RORY.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WE WORK AT AN INN FOR SO LONG AND LEARN SO LITTLE.
PICK A COLOR. [ GASPS ] PINK.
IT'S UNACCEPTABLE BECAUSE I'M PAYING YOU $300 AN HOUR.
FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE
SOUNDS LIKE OLD TIMES.
BEFORE WE WOULD LET YOU OUT, WE MADE YOU AND FAT SAL KISS?
COME ON. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YOU KNOW? NOT LIKE A DATE THING.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
I KNOW. WHY DON'T I READ TO YOU INSTEAD?
NO! THE TWO OF YOU WERE GONNA GO BUST FELDSTER'S CHOPS.
RIGHT BACK AT HIM.
YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE 'EM.
INFORMATION?
HEY, PARIS. HAVE YOU LOOKED OVER THE VOTES FOR COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER?
FIVE.
THIS FRENCH GUY GAVE ME YOUR HOME NUMBER.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
LOUISE, POKE JOHN WILLIAMS OVER THERE AND TELL HER
I WAS FLUSTERED. HE WAS USING LAWYER TRICKS.
HELPING HIS MOTHER CLOSE DOWN HER HOUSE.
DRAGGING ME INTO COURT SAYING THAT I WAS UNFAIR.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO GIVE A DEPOSITION.
THE ONLY WAY I'LL BE MAD
AND A FEW SOUTH AFRICAN INFLUENCES.
WHENEVER I ANNOUNCE I HAVE A NEW MOTION TO INTRODUCE,
YOU OBVIOUSLY LET HIM DOWN VERY WELL.
"YOU LOOK LIKE THE KINDA GUYS WHO PLAY SQUASH --