Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THAT USED TO LOVE YAP TO HIS FRIENDS ALL NIGHT LONG.
AND DENTAL FLOSS. AND PAPER TOWELS.
Watch Choate get Joan Didion while we're being read 'Eloise at the Plaza.'
THE ONLY WAY I'LL BE MAD
IS YOU MIGHT WANT TO CLEAR YOUR AFTERNOON."
IT'S UNACCEPTABLE BECAUSE I'M PAYING YOU $300 AN HOUR.
YOU OBVIOUSLY LET HIM DOWN VERY WELL.
DRAGGING ME INTO COURT SAYING THAT I WAS UNFAIR.
WE WORK AT AN INN FOR SO LONG AND LEARN SO LITTLE.
AND WE REPLACED THE TWO VERTICAL MIXERS.
BETWEEN THE SECOND "ABSURD" AND THE THIRD "UNBELIEVABLE."
That would've been far too logical.
I KNOW. WHY DON'T I READ TO YOU INSTEAD?
NO! THE TWO OF YOU WERE GONNA GO BUST FELDSTER'S CHOPS.
"YOU LOOK LIKE THE KINDA GUYS WHO PLAY SQUASH --
FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE
NO, I'M NOT MAD.
OR HIGHER GROUND. OR THE MUDHOUSE.
FIVE.
INFORMATION?
UH-HUH.
AND THE LIE-DETECTOR RESULT.
GO! BUT TAKE THE TENDRILS WITH YA!
THIS FRENCH GUY GAVE ME YOUR HOME NUMBER.
IT'S JUST...
BEFORE WE WOULD LET YOU OUT, WE MADE YOU AND FAT SAL KISS?
YEAH. ARE THE ONES FOR PRINCESS DIANA'S BUTLER JOKES OR REAL?
PICK A COLOR. [ GASPS ] PINK.
YOU KNOW? NOT LIKE A DATE THING.
I DON'T THINK THAT THEY ARE!
RIGHT BACK AT HIM.
HELPING HIS MOTHER CLOSE DOWN HER HOUSE.
SHE FORCED HIM INTO IT. YOU CAN'T FORCE A TEACHER INTO SOMETHING, RORY.
HELLO, EVERYONE. I'M VERY PLEASED TO BE HERE ADDRESSING YOU TODAY.
HEY, PARIS. HAVE YOU LOOKED OVER THE VOTES FOR COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER?
I WAS FLUSTERED. HE WAS USING LAWYER TRICKS.
WHENEVER I ANNOUNCE I HAVE A NEW MOTION TO INTRODUCE,
WADSWORTH MANSION IS OWNED BY THE CONNECTICUT DAUGHTERS OF THE MAYFLOWER.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
WHY ARE YOU BEING A SNOB? YOU WENT TO HOTEL SCHOOL.
LOUISE, POKE JOHN WILLIAMS OVER THERE AND TELL HER
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
TALKING ABOUT ME.
SOUNDS LIKE OLD TIMES.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO GIVE A DEPOSITION.
YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE 'EM.
AND A FEW SOUTH AFRICAN INFLUENCES.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE FOR YOU. LORELAI.
MISS GILMORE, IT'S BOB MERRIAM, YOUR MOTHER'S LAWYER.
STOP DOING THAT!
JUST TO SAVE YOUR DINNER? OOPS. THAT WAS DUMB.
COME ON. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YOU WERE THERE. IT'S NOT A DATE, IS IT?
HE TOOK A COURSE ON HOW TO BUY FORECLOSED REAL ESTATE,