Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND DENTAL FLOSS. AND PAPER TOWELS.
AND WE REPLACED THE TWO VERTICAL MIXERS.
THIS FRENCH GUY GAVE ME YOUR HOME NUMBER.
HELLO, EVERYONE. I'M VERY PLEASED TO BE HERE ADDRESSING YOU TODAY.
HEY, PARIS. HAVE YOU LOOKED OVER THE VOTES FOR COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER?
HELPING HIS MOTHER CLOSE DOWN HER HOUSE.
FIVE.
"YOU LOOK LIKE THE KINDA GUYS WHO PLAY SQUASH --
STOP DOING THAT!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHY ARE YOU BEING A SNOB? YOU WENT TO HOTEL SCHOOL.
YEAH. ARE THE ONES FOR PRINCESS DIANA'S BUTLER JOKES OR REAL?
GO! BUT TAKE THE TENDRILS WITH YA!
JUST TO SAVE YOUR DINNER? OOPS. THAT WAS DUMB.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO GIVE A DEPOSITION.
WADSWORTH MANSION IS OWNED BY THE CONNECTICUT DAUGHTERS OF THE MAYFLOWER.
BEFORE WE WOULD LET YOU OUT, WE MADE YOU AND FAT SAL KISS?
IT'S JUST...
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
THE ONLY WAY I'LL BE MAD
SOUNDS LIKE OLD TIMES.
PICK A COLOR. [ GASPS ] PINK.
MISS GILMORE, IT'S BOB MERRIAM, YOUR MOTHER'S LAWYER.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE FOR YOU. LORELAI.
OR HIGHER GROUND. OR THE MUDHOUSE.
YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE 'EM.
DRAGGING ME INTO COURT SAYING THAT I WAS UNFAIR.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
I DON'T THINK THAT THEY ARE!
NO! THE TWO OF YOU WERE GONNA GO BUST FELDSTER'S CHOPS.
YOU KNOW? NOT LIKE A DATE THING.
AND A FEW SOUTH AFRICAN INFLUENCES.
LOUISE, POKE JOHN WILLIAMS OVER THERE AND TELL HER
AND THE LIE-DETECTOR RESULT.
I WAS FLUSTERED. HE WAS USING LAWYER TRICKS.
YOU OBVIOUSLY LET HIM DOWN VERY WELL.
YOU WERE THERE. IT'S NOT A DATE, IS IT?
HE TOOK A COURSE ON HOW TO BUY FORECLOSED REAL ESTATE,
SHE FORCED HIM INTO IT. YOU CAN'T FORCE A TEACHER INTO SOMETHING, RORY.
NO, I'M NOT MAD.
RIGHT BACK AT HIM.
THAT USED TO LOVE YAP TO HIS FRIENDS ALL NIGHT LONG.
WHENEVER I ANNOUNCE I HAVE A NEW MOTION TO INTRODUCE,
COME ON. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
UH-HUH.
That would've been far too logical.
Watch Choate get Joan Didion while we're being read 'Eloise at the Plaza.'
FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE
I KNOW. WHY DON'T I READ TO YOU INSTEAD?
IS YOU MIGHT WANT TO CLEAR YOUR AFTERNOON."
INFORMATION?
WE WORK AT AN INN FOR SO LONG AND LEARN SO LITTLE.
IT'S UNACCEPTABLE BECAUSE I'M PAYING YOU $300 AN HOUR.
TALKING ABOUT ME.
BETWEEN THE SECOND "ABSURD" AND THE THIRD "UNBELIEVABLE."