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YOU'LL GET UP, GO TO THE BATHROOM -- THANKS --
I'M GONNA PICK UP SOME STUFF TO HOLD US OVER.
THE SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENT WILL COME UP WITH AN ALTERNATE PLAN
TASTE THIS.
NOW, ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE.
THIS IS "XANADU"-LEVEL OF INSANE.
I THINK NOT. PICK. THAT ONE.
AND I WON'T LET FRANCIE IGNORE THOSE RULES.
AND AS LONG AS WE DON'T HAVE MORE THAN 300 PEOPLE,
EXACTLY -- KIND OF A LOW-RENT CORPORATE ESPIONAGE.
IT WAS LIKE FATE WAS SAYING,
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK OF ENGLAND, HONEY.
BESIDES, YOU PICKED THE PLACE.
I LIKE COFFEE SHOPS,
So, still won't let go of The Mudhouse, huh?
THE MAN TOOK A COURSE IN DIARY WRITING. THANK GOD -- FOOD.
WHICH ONE WAS SHE? YOU REMEMBER.
"IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PLANE.
I LOVE LAMB CHOPS WITH SICILIAN OLIVES, ROSEMARY, AND GARLIC
OF THEIR DEFICIENCIES?"
Lorelai!
SHOULD WE STOP? I'M SORRY. ASK ME ANOTHER.
[ LAUGHS ]
AND THE LAST THING I'D WANT
OH, BOY.
"ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN, WHAT WOULD YOU RATE YOUR MOTHER
HER LAWYER KNOWS WE ASKED FOR THIS DEPOSITION.
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
BUT I DIDN'T BRING IT ON, DID I? DID I FLIRT?
THAT ONE OF OUR FORMER MAIDS
WITH JUST ENOUGH TIME TO GET BACK FOR THE NEXT SHIFT.
YOU JUST SEEM WEIRD.
THAT DIDN'T GIVE YOU HELMET HAIR.
OUR FEARLESS LEADERS AT WORK ALREADY.
ACTUALLY, I KINDA LIKE THAT. ME TOO. WE CALL DIBS.
SEE? HE'S SMILING.
I LOOKED AT THE STOCKS. THEY WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH!
"SQUASH IS A VEGETABLE, THOUGH, IF YOU ASK ME,
IN TERMS OF COMPASSION FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS?"
AND SOONER OR LATER, I WILL BE RIGHT. WHAT'S YOURS?
THERE -- YOU OWE ME $75.
AND HELP ME OUT? THIS IS NOT FAIR.
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
OH, I SEE, BECAUSE I WANT THINGS A CERTAIN WAY, I'M UNREASONABLE?
BUT I HAD THEM REBUILD IT.
THIS PLACE IS A LONG WAY FROM THE SWEATBOX OF THE DEERHILL.
AND GIVE THE SCHOOL A RESPECTABLE SENIOR GIFT
[ GASPS ] YOU CHEATED ON ME!
HEAR WHAT? EXACTLY.
AND FLOORS? DOORS AND FLOORS -- WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
SAYING SOMETHING KIND ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
AND PEOPLE MAGAZINE. WE'RE REALLY HUNGRY.
MELANIE, PLEASE LEAD THE GROUP.
HOW I HAVE TO HAVE THINGS A CERTAIN WAY.
I'LL SAVE YOUR SEAT.
UH, BURGERS, TATER TOTS, PICKLES --
CONTINUE, PLEASE. I'M PROPOSING PUTTING IT IN THE CAFETERIA.
TOMORROW WILL BE A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.
FINE!
OH. NOT THAT GOING OUT WITH YOU WOULD BE BAD --
SEE, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE... WHEN I HOLD MY HAND UP,