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HOW I HAVE TO HAVE THINGS A CERTAIN WAY.
YOU JUST SEEM WEIRD.
OH. NOT THAT GOING OUT WITH YOU WOULD BE BAD --
TASTE THIS.
UH, BURGERS, TATER TOTS, PICKLES --
OH, BOY.
I LOVE LAMB CHOPS WITH SICILIAN OLIVES, ROSEMARY, AND GARLIC
THE SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENT WILL COME UP WITH AN ALTERNATE PLAN
THAT DIDN'T GIVE YOU HELMET HAIR.
AND SOONER OR LATER, I WILL BE RIGHT. WHAT'S YOURS?
THIS IS "XANADU"-LEVEL OF INSANE.
AND PEOPLE MAGAZINE. WE'RE REALLY HUNGRY.
I THINK NOT. PICK. THAT ONE.
SEE? HE'S SMILING.
HER LAWYER KNOWS WE ASKED FOR THIS DEPOSITION.
AND GIVE THE SCHOOL A RESPECTABLE SENIOR GIFT
TOMORROW WILL BE A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.
IT WAS LIKE FATE WAS SAYING,
I'M GONNA PICK UP SOME STUFF TO HOLD US OVER.
THERE -- YOU OWE ME $75.
So, still won't let go of The Mudhouse, huh?
CONTINUE, PLEASE. I'M PROPOSING PUTTING IT IN THE CAFETERIA.
AND I WON'T LET FRANCIE IGNORE THOSE RULES.
WITH JUST ENOUGH TIME TO GET BACK FOR THE NEXT SHIFT.
OUR FEARLESS LEADERS AT WORK ALREADY.
"IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PLANE.
NOW, ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE.
AND AS LONG AS WE DON'T HAVE MORE THAN 300 PEOPLE,
SHOULD WE STOP? I'M SORRY. ASK ME ANOTHER.
I'LL SAVE YOUR SEAT.
AND HELP ME OUT? THIS IS NOT FAIR.
[ GASPS ] YOU CHEATED ON ME!
BUT I DIDN'T BRING IT ON, DID I? DID I FLIRT?
EXACTLY -- KIND OF A LOW-RENT CORPORATE ESPIONAGE.
BESIDES, YOU PICKED THE PLACE.
SAYING SOMETHING KIND ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
HEAR WHAT? EXACTLY.
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK OF ENGLAND, HONEY.
I LIKE COFFEE SHOPS,
OH, I SEE, BECAUSE I WANT THINGS A CERTAIN WAY, I'M UNREASONABLE?
AND THE LAST THING I'D WANT
THIS PLACE IS A LONG WAY FROM THE SWEATBOX OF THE DEERHILL.
"SQUASH IS A VEGETABLE, THOUGH, IF YOU ASK ME,
ACTUALLY, I KINDA LIKE THAT. ME TOO. WE CALL DIBS.
"ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN, WHAT WOULD YOU RATE YOUR MOTHER
SEE, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE... WHEN I HOLD MY HAND UP,
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
OF THEIR DEFICIENCIES?"
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
FINE!
THAT ONE OF OUR FORMER MAIDS
AND FLOORS? DOORS AND FLOORS -- WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
BUT I HAD THEM REBUILD IT.
IN TERMS OF COMPASSION FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS?"
I LOOKED AT THE STOCKS. THEY WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH!
YOU'LL GET UP, GO TO THE BATHROOM -- THANKS --
THE MAN TOOK A COURSE IN DIARY WRITING. THANK GOD -- FOOD.
WHICH ONE WAS SHE? YOU REMEMBER.
[ LAUGHS ]
Lorelai!
MELANIE, PLEASE LEAD THE GROUP.