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YOU'LL GET UP, GO TO THE BATHROOM -- THANKS --
AND THE LAST THING I'D WANT
FINE!
THERE -- YOU OWE ME $75.
"IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PLANE.
THAT DIDN'T GIVE YOU HELMET HAIR.
NOW, ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE.
EXACTLY -- KIND OF A LOW-RENT CORPORATE ESPIONAGE.
So, still won't let go of The Mudhouse, huh?
WHICH ONE WAS SHE? YOU REMEMBER.
OF THEIR DEFICIENCIES?"
AND HELP ME OUT? THIS IS NOT FAIR.
I LOVE LAMB CHOPS WITH SICILIAN OLIVES, ROSEMARY, AND GARLIC
[ LAUGHS ]
SEE, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE... WHEN I HOLD MY HAND UP,
CONTINUE, PLEASE. I'M PROPOSING PUTTING IT IN THE CAFETERIA.
OH, BOY.
IN TERMS OF COMPASSION FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS?"
TOMORROW WILL BE A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.
HEAR WHAT? EXACTLY.
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
AND AS LONG AS WE DON'T HAVE MORE THAN 300 PEOPLE,
UH, BURGERS, TATER TOTS, PICKLES --
"SQUASH IS A VEGETABLE, THOUGH, IF YOU ASK ME,
AND SOONER OR LATER, I WILL BE RIGHT. WHAT'S YOURS?
"ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN, WHAT WOULD YOU RATE YOUR MOTHER
I LIKE COFFEE SHOPS,
THE SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENT WILL COME UP WITH AN ALTERNATE PLAN
BUT I DIDN'T BRING IT ON, DID I? DID I FLIRT?
I'LL SAVE YOUR SEAT.
TASTE THIS.
I THINK NOT. PICK. THAT ONE.
MELANIE, PLEASE LEAD THE GROUP.
AND PEOPLE MAGAZINE. WE'RE REALLY HUNGRY.
YOU JUST SEEM WEIRD.
I LOOKED AT THE STOCKS. THEY WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH!
I'M GONNA PICK UP SOME STUFF TO HOLD US OVER.
ACTUALLY, I KINDA LIKE THAT. ME TOO. WE CALL DIBS.
Lorelai!
HER LAWYER KNOWS WE ASKED FOR THIS DEPOSITION.
HOW I HAVE TO HAVE THINGS A CERTAIN WAY.
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK OF ENGLAND, HONEY.
BUT I HAD THEM REBUILD IT.
SEE? HE'S SMILING.
BESIDES, YOU PICKED THE PLACE.
OH. NOT THAT GOING OUT WITH YOU WOULD BE BAD --
THIS PLACE IS A LONG WAY FROM THE SWEATBOX OF THE DEERHILL.
THIS IS "XANADU"-LEVEL OF INSANE.
AND FLOORS? DOORS AND FLOORS -- WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
[ GASPS ] YOU CHEATED ON ME!
OUR FEARLESS LEADERS AT WORK ALREADY.
WITH JUST ENOUGH TIME TO GET BACK FOR THE NEXT SHIFT.
THAT ONE OF OUR FORMER MAIDS
AND I WON'T LET FRANCIE IGNORE THOSE RULES.
THE MAN TOOK A COURSE IN DIARY WRITING. THANK GOD -- FOOD.
SHOULD WE STOP? I'M SORRY. ASK ME ANOTHER.
AND GIVE THE SCHOOL A RESPECTABLE SENIOR GIFT
SAYING SOMETHING KIND ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
OH, I SEE, BECAUSE I WANT THINGS A CERTAIN WAY, I'M UNREASONABLE?
IT WAS LIKE FATE WAS SAYING,