Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

JOE -- HE THINKS THIS IS A DATE. IS HE CRAZY?
OH, WOW. SO YOU WANT ME TO LIE.
SHE WASN'T PERFORMING HER DUTIES AS I WISHED
WE CAN START AN OPIUM DEN, THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WOULDN'T CARE.
RIGHT NEXT TO MY SELF-HELP BOOK.
I HOPE THAT'S OKAY.
IF ONE SHOULD CALL IN SICK OR QUIT SUDDENLY.
Shh.
YOU TURN AROUND AND REALIZE YOU'VE BEEN HAD.
THAT IS SOME SERIOUS "GREAT GATSBY" PINING.
EXCUSE ME? Moving on.
IT ISN'T HARD TO UNDERSTAND, IT'S --
I WOULD NEVER CHOP SMALL GREEN THINGS EN MASSE EVER AGAIN.
I COULD TELL HIM I'VE BECOME A LESBIAN.
TO THE DANGERS OF SUN DAMAGE AND FRIED FOOD.
'CAUSE YOU'RE STUDYING AND I'M NOT.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
IS WHETHER TO EMPLOY YOUR HOUSEKEEPERS INDIVIDUALLY
HE TRIED TO PRETEND HE DIDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, REMEMBER?
YOU KNOW, FELDMAN'S RESTAURANT'S RIGHT HERE IN HARTFORD.
IF YOUR HUSBAND'S GOOD WITH IT, WHO AM I TO COMPLAIN?
WHEN I SAW YOU AT THE CENTER,
WE NEED TO CONFIRM THE NUMBER OF ROOMS THEY'LL NEED.
BUT WE BOTH WERE IN PREP. AND, I REPEAT, BUNG?
WELL, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.
I DIDN'T SPEND ANY MONEY.
YOU TRUST A PERSON, YOU RELY ON A PERSON,
I THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP TO HAVE ANOTHER PERSON THERE
THAT GIRL BUGS ME. RELAX. SHE'S HARMLESS.
HOW CAN YOU BE OUT OF FOOD?
JUST YOUR DEPOSITION. HOW DID YOU GET --
'CAUSE OTHERWISE, "WHAT'S SHE DOING?" RIGHT?
IF YOU PAY FOR FIRST CLASS AND YOU END UP IN COACH,
IT WAS THE FIRST LUNCH THAT DIDN'T START WITH A RECITATION
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
OKAY.
PICK SPOT ON CARPET AND STARE.
NOW, DON'T RUN OFF JUST YET. WE'VE GOT ONE FINAL TREAT.
WHAT IS THIS?
GERTA, THE ONE FROM HAMBURG, GERMANY.
I PROMISED MYSELF AFTER THAT SUMMER
OH, MY GOD! JOE! JOE! JOE FROM THE DEERHILL LODGE!
AND THERE'S CORN BREAD
IT'S A SALES PITCH?
WELL, YOU LOOK PEEVED.
TO MOST PEOPLE IT DOES, BUT YOUR "SURE" IS ALWAYS SARCASTIC.
SO DON'T GET DISCOURAGED. I'M SURE ONE DAY
ONE STUNG HIS LIP, AND HIS WHOLE HEAD
YOU STILL GOT THE OLD 52-INCH VIKING.
THAT I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIND REALLY EXCITING.
WAS SOMEWHAT UNORTHODOX
"HEY, WHY IS IT CALLED SQUASH?
I KNEW IT WAS NOTHING TO GET WORKED UP OVER.
DINNER! HEY! DINNER'S READY!
WHAT'S THAT? BEEF JERKY.