Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I WOULD NEVER CHOP SMALL GREEN THINGS EN MASSE EVER AGAIN.
IT WAS THE FIRST LUNCH THAT DIDN'T START WITH A RECITATION
YOU KNOW, FELDMAN'S RESTAURANT'S RIGHT HERE IN HARTFORD.
WE NEED TO CONFIRM THE NUMBER OF ROOMS THEY'LL NEED.
OH, WOW. SO YOU WANT ME TO LIE.
WHAT IS THIS?
JOE -- HE THINKS THIS IS A DATE. IS HE CRAZY?
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
'CAUSE OTHERWISE, "WHAT'S SHE DOING?" RIGHT?
HE TRIED TO PRETEND HE DIDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, REMEMBER?
WELL, YOU LOOK PEEVED.
"HEY, WHY IS IT CALLED SQUASH?
SHE WASN'T PERFORMING HER DUTIES AS I WISHED
I KNEW IT WAS NOTHING TO GET WORKED UP OVER.
THAT GIRL BUGS ME. RELAX. SHE'S HARMLESS.
YOU STILL GOT THE OLD 52-INCH VIKING.
GERTA, THE ONE FROM HAMBURG, GERMANY.
YOU TRUST A PERSON, YOU RELY ON A PERSON,
THAT I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIND REALLY EXCITING.
BUT WE BOTH WERE IN PREP. AND, I REPEAT, BUNG?
TO THE DANGERS OF SUN DAMAGE AND FRIED FOOD.
IS WHETHER TO EMPLOY YOUR HOUSEKEEPERS INDIVIDUALLY
DINNER! HEY! DINNER'S READY!
WELL, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.
Shh.
IT'S A SALES PITCH?
AND THERE'S CORN BREAD
PICK SPOT ON CARPET AND STARE.
I PROMISED MYSELF AFTER THAT SUMMER
EXCUSE ME? Moving on.
WAS SOMEWHAT UNORTHODOX
TO MOST PEOPLE IT DOES, BUT YOUR "SURE" IS ALWAYS SARCASTIC.
JUST YOUR DEPOSITION. HOW DID YOU GET --
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
WHEN I SAW YOU AT THE CENTER,
OH, MY GOD! JOE! JOE! JOE FROM THE DEERHILL LODGE!
OKAY.
'CAUSE YOU'RE STUDYING AND I'M NOT.
RIGHT NEXT TO MY SELF-HELP BOOK.
IF ONE SHOULD CALL IN SICK OR QUIT SUDDENLY.
YOU TURN AROUND AND REALIZE YOU'VE BEEN HAD.
IF YOUR HUSBAND'S GOOD WITH IT, WHO AM I TO COMPLAIN?
NOW, DON'T RUN OFF JUST YET. WE'VE GOT ONE FINAL TREAT.
I DIDN'T SPEND ANY MONEY.
IF YOU PAY FOR FIRST CLASS AND YOU END UP IN COACH,
HOW CAN YOU BE OUT OF FOOD?
WE CAN START AN OPIUM DEN, THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WOULDN'T CARE.
SO DON'T GET DISCOURAGED. I'M SURE ONE DAY
I COULD TELL HIM I'VE BECOME A LESBIAN.
THAT IS SOME SERIOUS "GREAT GATSBY" PINING.
IT ISN'T HARD TO UNDERSTAND, IT'S --
WHAT'S THAT? BEEF JERKY.
I HOPE THAT'S OKAY.
ONE STUNG HIS LIP, AND HIS WHOLE HEAD
I THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP TO HAVE ANOTHER PERSON THERE