Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT'S NOT THAT. IT -- YOU PUT IN MORE PORT?
COME BACK AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!
MAYBE I SHOULD TURN AROUND
I'LL BE HERE TO LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU RETURN.
THIS IS SILLY. I KNOW HOW TO ANSWER A QUESTION.
YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY DON'T REMEMBER
DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. HE'S GETTING FIRED TOMORROW.
LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MONEY ANYWAY.
Right now the top contender is Sludge.
PAN-ASIAN, WITH A HINT OF ENGLISH COLONIAL,
WAY TO HEDGE YOUR BET. KITCHEN?
SEEMS, WELL, LET'S SEE -- WHAT'S THE WORD? --
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
AHA! YOU ADMIT IT!
REMEMBER THE TIME YOU AND FAT SAL GOT LOCKED IN THE FREEZER OVERNIGHT?
DESSERT? WE'VE TO DECIDE RIGHT NOW?
THIS SEEMS AWFUL SUDDEN.
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING.
HANG ON A SECOND, LORELAI.
BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT
SO YOU'LL COME IN EARLY AND SET UP THE CONFERENCE ROOM
WHAT PICTURES? YOU KNOW WHAT PICTURES.
UNBELIEVABLE. SHOCKING.
I TOLD THEM TO BUY A SLIGHTLY LOOSER HAIRNET,
WE FOUND YOU GUYS IN THE MORNING, AND YOU WERE FROZEN TOGETHER LIKE BACON?
AND DUMPED IT IN THE TRASH.
I'D LIKE TO PUT THAT ENERGY SOMEWHERE ELSE.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO I WENT.
I TAKE IT OFF WHEN I'M COOKING,
WHAT WAS JACKSON THINKING SAYING THESE COURSES WERE GOOD?
AND, IN THE END, FRUITLESS,
JUST GO IN THERE AND EXPLAIN IT TO JOE.
I DIDN'T SAY THAT. NO, LORELAI, YOU DID.
ANSWER -- "UM, WELL, SURE."
WHY? BECAUSE HAVING PAID FOR ONE THING,
A TRUCE. YOU KNOW -- NO MORE FIGHTY FIGHTY.
BLEW UP TO THREE TIMES ITS NORMAL SIZE.
SO, OF COURSE, I SAID, "WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THEM
IS IT WORTH IT IF WE CAN MAKE UP OUR $75 ADMISSION FEE IN COOKIES?
I'M NOT SURE I REMEMBER THAT.
THERE'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE ASSOCIATED WITH INTERNATIONAL GRAB-BAG NIGHT.
WHY WAS THERE A LONG PAUSE, LORELAI?
IT WAS ONE OF THE PREMIERE HOTEL SCHOOLS IN THE WORLD.
I ACTUALLY CALLED YOUR INN.
[ SIGHS ] FINE.
SHE SAID, "PARIS IS JUST TOO WRAPPED UP
DINNER! OVER HERE!
YOU CAN BRING YOUR HUSBAND,
WHAT DID GRANDPA SAY? YOUR GRANDFATHER'S STILL IN LONDON
UH-HUH.
WE MUST BE DUMB.
JACKSON'S TAKEN A LOT OF COURSES THROUGH THE LEARNING CENTER,
"WOULD YOU SAY YOUR MOTHER IS
LIKE SOME INMATE IN THE CHOW LINE AT LEAVENWORTH
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M MARRIED.
GOOD. YOU'RE HERE. WE NEED TO TALK.
YOU GOT RID OF A DOG?
TRY THEIR COFFEE, SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
IF I'M NOT GOING TO TRULY COMMIT TO A GRUDGE,
* I WILL FOLLOW *
SO YOU CAN JUST STICK IT IN MY BACK.
LET'S GO.
WHOSE SEVERANCE PACKAGE COULD FINANCE A SUMMER CRUISE DOWN THE RHINE
I BEAT THAT DEAD HORSE. WITH GLEE.
SHE'S A SNEAK. SHE'S NOT SMART ENOUGH TO BE A SNEAK.
OKAY. I LOVE THIS. IT'S FOOD AND A GAME ALL-IN-ONE. WE OPEN THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE FOR YOU. JUST TELL THEM I TREAT THE HELP FAIRLY.
A PERFECTLY RESTORABLE SUN PORCH
IF YOU USE A SERVICE, YOU'LL BE ASSURED OF HAVING A REPLACEMENT HOUSEKEEPER
NOPE. YIKES.
YOU SET UP THAT TABLE, GET PEOPLE THINKING ABOUT BLOOD,