Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SHE SAID, "PARIS IS JUST TOO WRAPPED UP
REMEMBER THE TIME YOU AND FAT SAL GOT LOCKED IN THE FREEZER OVERNIGHT?
YOU CAN BRING YOUR HUSBAND,
WHAT PICTURES? YOU KNOW WHAT PICTURES.
SHE'S A SNEAK. SHE'S NOT SMART ENOUGH TO BE A SNEAK.
I BEAT THAT DEAD HORSE. WITH GLEE.
I'LL BE HERE TO LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU RETURN.
LIKE SOME INMATE IN THE CHOW LINE AT LEAVENWORTH
WHAT DID GRANDPA SAY? YOUR GRANDFATHER'S STILL IN LONDON
SO, OF COURSE, I SAID, "WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THEM
OKAY. I LOVE THIS. IT'S FOOD AND A GAME ALL-IN-ONE. WE OPEN THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
COME BACK AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!
SO YOU'LL COME IN EARLY AND SET UP THE CONFERENCE ROOM
UH-HUH.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. HE'S GETTING FIRED TOMORROW.
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING.
HANG ON A SECOND, LORELAI.
WHY WAS THERE A LONG PAUSE, LORELAI?
SEEMS, WELL, LET'S SEE -- WHAT'S THE WORD? --
THIS SEEMS AWFUL SUDDEN.
IF I'M NOT GOING TO TRULY COMMIT TO A GRUDGE,
UNBELIEVABLE. SHOCKING.
IS IT WORTH IT IF WE CAN MAKE UP OUR $75 ADMISSION FEE IN COOKIES?
ANSWER -- "UM, WELL, SURE."
A TRUCE. YOU KNOW -- NO MORE FIGHTY FIGHTY.
WHAT WAS JACKSON THINKING SAYING THESE COURSES WERE GOOD?
I'M NOT GONNA LIE FOR YOU. JUST TELL THEM I TREAT THE HELP FAIRLY.
I TAKE IT OFF WHEN I'M COOKING,
SO YOU CAN JUST STICK IT IN MY BACK.
YOU GOT RID OF A DOG?
THERE'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE ASSOCIATED WITH INTERNATIONAL GRAB-BAG NIGHT.
IT'S NOT THAT. IT -- YOU PUT IN MORE PORT?
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M MARRIED.
AHA! YOU ADMIT IT!
JUST GO IN THERE AND EXPLAIN IT TO JOE.
I DIDN'T SAY THAT. NO, LORELAI, YOU DID.
MAYBE I SHOULD TURN AROUND
YOU SET UP THAT TABLE, GET PEOPLE THINKING ABOUT BLOOD,
IF YOU USE A SERVICE, YOU'LL BE ASSURED OF HAVING A REPLACEMENT HOUSEKEEPER
LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MONEY ANYWAY.
JACKSON'S TAKEN A LOT OF COURSES THROUGH THE LEARNING CENTER,
AND, IN THE END, FRUITLESS,
[ SIGHS ] FINE.
WAY TO HEDGE YOUR BET. KITCHEN?
I TOLD THEM TO BUY A SLIGHTLY LOOSER HAIRNET,
WE FOUND YOU GUYS IN THE MORNING, AND YOU WERE FROZEN TOGETHER LIKE BACON?
"WOULD YOU SAY YOUR MOTHER IS
* I WILL FOLLOW *
I'M NOT SURE I REMEMBER THAT.
DESSERT? WE'VE TO DECIDE RIGHT NOW?
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO I WENT.
AND DUMPED IT IN THE TRASH.
BLEW UP TO THREE TIMES ITS NORMAL SIZE.
PAN-ASIAN, WITH A HINT OF ENGLISH COLONIAL,
LET'S GO.
BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT
A PERFECTLY RESTORABLE SUN PORCH
IT WAS ONE OF THE PREMIERE HOTEL SCHOOLS IN THE WORLD.
WE MUST BE DUMB.
YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY DON'T REMEMBER
I ACTUALLY CALLED YOUR INN.
NOPE. YIKES.
WHOSE SEVERANCE PACKAGE COULD FINANCE A SUMMER CRUISE DOWN THE RHINE
I'D LIKE TO PUT THAT ENERGY SOMEWHERE ELSE.
GOOD. YOU'RE HERE. WE NEED TO TALK.
Right now the top contender is Sludge.
THIS IS SILLY. I KNOW HOW TO ANSWER A QUESTION.
WHY? BECAUSE HAVING PAID FOR ONE THING,
TRY THEIR COFFEE, SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
DINNER! OVER HERE!