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BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT
LIKE SOME INMATE IN THE CHOW LINE AT LEAVENWORTH
SO YOU'LL COME IN EARLY AND SET UP THE CONFERENCE ROOM
WE FOUND YOU GUYS IN THE MORNING, AND YOU WERE FROZEN TOGETHER LIKE BACON?
THIS SEEMS AWFUL SUDDEN.
SHE SAID, "PARIS IS JUST TOO WRAPPED UP
JACKSON'S TAKEN A LOT OF COURSES THROUGH THE LEARNING CENTER,
HANG ON A SECOND, LORELAI.
YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY DON'T REMEMBER
REMEMBER THE TIME YOU AND FAT SAL GOT LOCKED IN THE FREEZER OVERNIGHT?
I BEAT THAT DEAD HORSE. WITH GLEE.
WHAT WAS JACKSON THINKING SAYING THESE COURSES WERE GOOD?
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING.
Right now the top contender is Sludge.
NOPE. YIKES.
IT'S NOT THAT. IT -- YOU PUT IN MORE PORT?
UNBELIEVABLE. SHOCKING.
IF I'M NOT GOING TO TRULY COMMIT TO A GRUDGE,
LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MONEY ANYWAY.
IS IT WORTH IT IF WE CAN MAKE UP OUR $75 ADMISSION FEE IN COOKIES?
YOU SET UP THAT TABLE, GET PEOPLE THINKING ABOUT BLOOD,
I DIDN'T SAY THAT. NO, LORELAI, YOU DID.
AND DUMPED IT IN THE TRASH.
SEEMS, WELL, LET'S SEE -- WHAT'S THE WORD? --
WAY TO HEDGE YOUR BET. KITCHEN?
I ACTUALLY CALLED YOUR INN.
SO YOU CAN JUST STICK IT IN MY BACK.
MAYBE I SHOULD TURN AROUND
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO I WENT.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE FOR YOU. JUST TELL THEM I TREAT THE HELP FAIRLY.
IT WAS ONE OF THE PREMIERE HOTEL SCHOOLS IN THE WORLD.
I TAKE IT OFF WHEN I'M COOKING,
DINNER! OVER HERE!
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M MARRIED.
GOOD. YOU'RE HERE. WE NEED TO TALK.
COME BACK AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!
BLEW UP TO THREE TIMES ITS NORMAL SIZE.
I TOLD THEM TO BUY A SLIGHTLY LOOSER HAIRNET,
AHA! YOU ADMIT IT!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. HE'S GETTING FIRED TOMORROW.
"WOULD YOU SAY YOUR MOTHER IS
YOU GOT RID OF A DOG?
DESSERT? WE'VE TO DECIDE RIGHT NOW?
SO, OF COURSE, I SAID, "WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THEM
A PERFECTLY RESTORABLE SUN PORCH
YOU CAN BRING YOUR HUSBAND,
I'M NOT SURE I REMEMBER THAT.
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
SHE'S A SNEAK. SHE'S NOT SMART ENOUGH TO BE A SNEAK.
[ SIGHS ] FINE.
I'LL BE HERE TO LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU RETURN.
WHY WAS THERE A LONG PAUSE, LORELAI?
WHAT PICTURES? YOU KNOW WHAT PICTURES.
AND, IN THE END, FRUITLESS,
UH-HUH.
OKAY. I LOVE THIS. IT'S FOOD AND A GAME ALL-IN-ONE. WE OPEN THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
WHY? BECAUSE HAVING PAID FOR ONE THING,
THIS IS SILLY. I KNOW HOW TO ANSWER A QUESTION.
WE MUST BE DUMB.
TRY THEIR COFFEE, SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
LET'S GO.
I'D LIKE TO PUT THAT ENERGY SOMEWHERE ELSE.
A TRUCE. YOU KNOW -- NO MORE FIGHTY FIGHTY.
IF YOU USE A SERVICE, YOU'LL BE ASSURED OF HAVING A REPLACEMENT HOUSEKEEPER
* I WILL FOLLOW *
THERE'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE ASSOCIATED WITH INTERNATIONAL GRAB-BAG NIGHT.
WHAT DID GRANDPA SAY? YOUR GRANDFATHER'S STILL IN LONDON
ANSWER -- "UM, WELL, SURE."
JUST GO IN THERE AND EXPLAIN IT TO JOE.
WHOSE SEVERANCE PACKAGE COULD FINANCE A SUMMER CRUISE DOWN THE RHINE
PAN-ASIAN, WITH A HINT OF ENGLISH COLONIAL,