Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
HMM, MOROCCAN. YOU ALWAYS SAY MOROCCAN.
YOU DID NOT FLIRT.
FOR THE LOCATION OF THE SIGN-UP TABLE FOR THE BLOOD DRIVE.
I JUST FLIRTED -- ACCIDENTALLY!
WHO'S HUNGRY BESIDES ME?
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS HER BEST FRIEND.
THIS IS YOUR FIRST DEPOSITION.
HI, MOM. COME IN. IT'S COLD.
MOM. I'M SORRY. DID THAT REFERENCE DATE ME?
WE WORKED TOGETHER ONE SUMMER UP IN THE BERKSHIRES.
WE HAVE THREE CLASSES TOGETHER. WE COULDN'T TALK THEN?
FRIENDS. SORT OF.
ANYWAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.
FINE. MOCK. BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN OVERWEIGHT STRIPPER?
AND THEY'LL BE LOYAL TO THE SERVICE, NOT TO YOU.
"WHICH PEOPLE CANNOT HELP BUT FAIL TO REACH,
ROGER, YES? WELL --
WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO YOUR WIFE AND CALL ME BACK?
OBVIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT PICTURES.
ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE PRODUCE
STOP IT! MAKE ME.
TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES TO GET THEM TO HALF THEIR ASKING PRICE.
RELAX. IT'S VERY EASY.
IT WOULD SOUND LIKE A MUNICH-BEER-HALL RALLY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE OPENED HIS OWN PLACE.
NO.
MOM, SPILL IT. WHAT'S WRONG?
THE VERY LEAST YOU COULD DO IN RETURN IS SPEND HALF AN HOUR
THAT I'D BE WILLING TO RISK AN ENORMOUS ARGUMENT
YOU OKAY? RIGHT-SIDE RETREAT.
EASY, THERE, PARIS. LEFT-SIDE RETREAT.
SAVE MY DINNER? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
AND HOW THIS IS HIS SECOND CHANCE.
IN THE FORM OF A TELESCOPE.
YOU CAN'T PUT A TWO-INCH LADLE OF GRAVY INTO A ONE-INCH POTATO CRATER.
THESE BETTER BE THE BEST DAMN COOKIES IN THE WORLD.
LEFT-SIDE ADVANCE.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
YOU WANNA BE A DICTATOR! COME OFF IT!
IT'S JOE -- JOE MASTONI FROM THE DEERHILL LODGE.
IF YOU SEE FAT SAL, GIVE HIM A KISS.
ADVERTISING SPACE IN THE YEARBOOK IS ONLY 50% SOLD.
DO I? I GUESS I DO.
I APOLOGIZE. THAT CALL CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.
BUT I NEVER INTENDED FOR THINGS TO GO SO FAR.
WHEN IT'S NOT HOW I WANT, IT MEANS I'M NOT GETTING WHAT I PAID FOR.
I GUESS THIS WILL TEACH ME NOT TO WAIT TEN YEARS NEXT TIME.
YEAH. I'LL -- I'LL BE BACK.
BUSINESS PARTNER. CLARIFICATION DULY NOTED. NICE TO MEET YOU.
THIS IS GETTING EXHAUSTING.
I'M HIS DAISY. BE HAPPY LATER.
DON'T TEMPT ME! THAT'S IT! I AM LEAVING!
IS THAT WHAT I'M HEARING? MOM.
DOING 20 TO LIFE? I DON'T THINK SO.