Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IF YOU SEE FAT SAL, GIVE HIM A KISS.
YOU WANNA BE A DICTATOR! COME OFF IT!
DOING 20 TO LIFE? I DON'T THINK SO.
I GUESS THIS WILL TEACH ME NOT TO WAIT TEN YEARS NEXT TIME.
MOM. I'M SORRY. DID THAT REFERENCE DATE ME?
FOR THE LOCATION OF THE SIGN-UP TABLE FOR THE BLOOD DRIVE.
RELAX. IT'S VERY EASY.
NO.
DON'T TEMPT ME! THAT'S IT! I AM LEAVING!
LEFT-SIDE ADVANCE.
ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
THESE BETTER BE THE BEST DAMN COOKIES IN THE WORLD.
ADVERTISING SPACE IN THE YEARBOOK IS ONLY 50% SOLD.
MOM, SPILL IT. WHAT'S WRONG?
ROGER, YES? WELL --
EASY, THERE, PARIS. LEFT-SIDE RETREAT.
YEAH. I'LL -- I'LL BE BACK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS HER BEST FRIEND.
THIS IS YOUR FIRST DEPOSITION.
YOU CAN'T PUT A TWO-INCH LADLE OF GRAVY INTO A ONE-INCH POTATO CRATER.
IN THE FORM OF A TELESCOPE.
SAVE MY DINNER? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
YOU DID NOT FLIRT.
HI, MOM. COME IN. IT'S COLD.
FRIENDS. SORT OF.
IS THAT WHAT I'M HEARING? MOM.
WHO'S HUNGRY BESIDES ME?
HMM, MOROCCAN. YOU ALWAYS SAY MOROCCAN.
I JUST FLIRTED -- ACCIDENTALLY!
WHEN IT'S NOT HOW I WANT, IT MEANS I'M NOT GETTING WHAT I PAID FOR.
ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE PRODUCE
BUT I NEVER INTENDED FOR THINGS TO GO SO FAR.
IT'S JOE -- JOE MASTONI FROM THE DEERHILL LODGE.
AND HOW THIS IS HIS SECOND CHANCE.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
STOP IT! MAKE ME.
OBVIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT PICTURES.
"WHICH PEOPLE CANNOT HELP BUT FAIL TO REACH,
I APOLOGIZE. THAT CALL CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.
AND THEY'LL BE LOYAL TO THE SERVICE, NOT TO YOU.
ANYWAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.
YOU OKAY? RIGHT-SIDE RETREAT.
THE VERY LEAST YOU COULD DO IN RETURN IS SPEND HALF AN HOUR
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE OPENED HIS OWN PLACE.
WE HAVE THREE CLASSES TOGETHER. WE COULDN'T TALK THEN?
DO I? I GUESS I DO.
I'M HIS DAISY. BE HAPPY LATER.
WE WORKED TOGETHER ONE SUMMER UP IN THE BERKSHIRES.
IT WOULD SOUND LIKE A MUNICH-BEER-HALL RALLY.
THIS IS GETTING EXHAUSTING.
FINE. MOCK. BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN OVERWEIGHT STRIPPER?
BUSINESS PARTNER. CLARIFICATION DULY NOTED. NICE TO MEET YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO YOUR WIFE AND CALL ME BACK?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES TO GET THEM TO HALF THEIR ASKING PRICE.
THAT I'D BE WILLING TO RISK AN ENORMOUS ARGUMENT