Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WELL, THEN, I'M SURPRISED.
OKAY, NOT THERE, BUT KEEP FLIPPING.
SO THAT WE'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE THE PROM
* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
BECAUSE I HAVE MAJOR RESPECT FOR YOU,
I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD. I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD.
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. ABOUT WHAT?
NO. NEXT. YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.
WILD TIME, HUH? DO TELL.
YOUR MOTHER'S IN THE LIVING ROOM.
YOU REMEMBER HOW ME AND BRUISER, NEVER LIKED THAT GUY.
[ WHIMPERS ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
NO. WHO IS THIS?
HE HAS SAID NOTHING IN THE LAST TWO HOURS THAT WE DIDN'T KNOW,
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT INNS NEED DOORS -- NOT ME.
[ GRUNTS, SIGHS ]
MY MOTHER IS A PERFECTIONIST.
HEY! I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. NO. DON'T RUSH.
YES, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
WHILE WE'RE BEING READ "ELOISE AT THE PLAZA."
LORELAI, HI. REMEMBER ME?
HOWEVER, YOU'LL PROBABLY END UP PAYING A BIT MORE
BESIDES THE CLOMPING, WAS SHE POLITE, ON TIME,
FOR EXAMPLE, YOU COULD HAVE SAID,
STOP TALKING.
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY DAUGHTER WON'T DEFEND ME.
IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
HE'S A SEARCHER. YES, HE IS.
IT'S GONNA BE FINE. JOE'S A NICE GUY WITH TASTE.
I THINK HE WAS LONELY BEFORE WE MET
ALMOST 90% OF THE STUDENT BODY VISITS THE CAFETERIA EVERY DAY. IT'S THE PERFECT LOCATION.
IT WAS A GOOD GROUP. YOU MADE IT BETTER.
ANY QUESTIONS, MR. CHRISTIAN -- I MEAN, MR. HUNTER.
HEY, NICE BLISTERS.
OH, YEAH. UM, SHE IS.
I'M YOUR MOTHER. IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY TO GIVE YOU STRUCTURE.
He thinks it's a date!
MAYBE I SHOULD. WELL, GO AHEAD.
MAYBE A BIT MORE BRANDY.
PARIS IS NOT MY IDEA OF A SECRET SISTER,
MY FRIEND ACCIDENTALLY ASKED YOUR FRIEND ON A DATE.
THE "I'M RORY. DON'T YOU WANT TO PET ME?" FACE.
WE ALWAYS HAD A GOOD TIME TOGETHER.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PARRYING THAT HARD.
SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO CALL A TRUCE.
YOU USUALLY STAY UP TILL 3:00, 4:00.
HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?
AS YOU KNOW, HEALTH WEEK IS COMING UP.
I WOULD NEVER INTENTIONALLY DO ANYTHING BEHIND YOUR BACK.
GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE, AND FAX ME THAT LIBELOUS SCRAP OF PAPER.
IT WAS SO CUTE. THEN, ONE DAY, HE DISAPPEARED.
GET SOME BURGERS. AND TATER TOTS.
AND SAID SHE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT SOME THINGS --
IS THE SECRETARY READY? I AM.
OH, HANG ON. [ LAUGHS ]
UNBELIEVABLE. HI, MOM.
"HERE YOU GO, MAN. TRY NOT TO SCREW IT UP AGAIN."
RIGHT THROUGH THERE, IN THE KITCHEN.
"PARIS, RORY." BED WETTER. SHALL WE SIT?