Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT'S GONNA BE FINE. JOE'S A NICE GUY WITH TASTE.
SO THAT WE'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE THE PROM
AS YOU KNOW, HEALTH WEEK IS COMING UP.
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT INNS NEED DOORS -- NOT ME.
I THINK HE WAS LONELY BEFORE WE MET
MAYBE I SHOULD. WELL, GO AHEAD.
HEY! I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. NO. DON'T RUSH.
HE HAS SAID NOTHING IN THE LAST TWO HOURS THAT WE DIDN'T KNOW,
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
YOUR MOTHER'S IN THE LIVING ROOM.
NO. WHO IS THIS?
NO. NEXT. YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. ABOUT WHAT?
SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO CALL A TRUCE.
GET SOME BURGERS. AND TATER TOTS.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PARRYING THAT HARD.
HE'S A SEARCHER. YES, HE IS.
FOR EXAMPLE, YOU COULD HAVE SAID,
ALMOST 90% OF THE STUDENT BODY VISITS THE CAFETERIA EVERY DAY. IT'S THE PERFECT LOCATION.
WE ALWAYS HAD A GOOD TIME TOGETHER.
UNBELIEVABLE. HI, MOM.
IS THE SECRETARY READY? I AM.
I WOULD NEVER INTENTIONALLY DO ANYTHING BEHIND YOUR BACK.
"HERE YOU GO, MAN. TRY NOT TO SCREW IT UP AGAIN."
MAYBE A BIT MORE BRANDY.
[ GRUNTS, SIGHS ]
IT WAS A GOOD GROUP. YOU MADE IT BETTER.
HOWEVER, YOU'LL PROBABLY END UP PAYING A BIT MORE
HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?
OH, HANG ON. [ LAUGHS ]
I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD. I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD.
WELL, THEN, I'M SURPRISED.
OKAY, NOT THERE, BUT KEEP FLIPPING.
He thinks it's a date!
MY MOTHER IS A PERFECTIONIST.
IT WAS SO CUTE. THEN, ONE DAY, HE DISAPPEARED.
YES, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
RIGHT THROUGH THERE, IN THE KITCHEN.
MY FRIEND ACCIDENTALLY ASKED YOUR FRIEND ON A DATE.
LORELAI, HI. REMEMBER ME?
BECAUSE I HAVE MAJOR RESPECT FOR YOU,
YOU REMEMBER HOW ME AND BRUISER, NEVER LIKED THAT GUY.
BESIDES THE CLOMPING, WAS SHE POLITE, ON TIME,
* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY DAUGHTER WON'T DEFEND ME.
GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE, AND FAX ME THAT LIBELOUS SCRAP OF PAPER.
OH, YEAH. UM, SHE IS.
WHILE WE'RE BEING READ "ELOISE AT THE PLAZA."
AND SAID SHE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT SOME THINGS --
ANY QUESTIONS, MR. CHRISTIAN -- I MEAN, MR. HUNTER.
I'M YOUR MOTHER. IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY TO GIVE YOU STRUCTURE.
YOU USUALLY STAY UP TILL 3:00, 4:00.
HEY, NICE BLISTERS.
[ WHIMPERS ]
PARIS IS NOT MY IDEA OF A SECRET SISTER,
"PARIS, RORY." BED WETTER. SHALL WE SIT?
IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
THE "I'M RORY. DON'T YOU WANT TO PET ME?" FACE.
STOP TALKING.
WILD TIME, HUH? DO TELL.