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Excuse me?
Ya, keep your mouth shut!
Hey, Timothy. Little cold for a swim, isn't it?
...Golden Nugget has the best prime rib in town, if that's...
Cold as ice
You heard him. We have bigger problems than that, Stu.
My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe!
Chow. Chow, wait.
We had a sick night, bitches!!!!
Hey, fat stuff.
I will never change Never ever
I did that. Mm-hm.
shia, me pusieron tititas
That does sound awesome.
Tyler, say hi to Mommy's friends.
I miss you
Nicky, you are not well.
I don't care what you say anymore
High five.
Who lives there now?
What up nigga!!!!
Hey, Alan, just want to say what you're doing is really brave. We're proud of you.
Because he's a greedy piece of shit who used us.
Okay, on three, cut the gray wire.
It was pretty weird.
Edited by Debra Neil-Fisher, a.c.e. Jeff Groth
And this is Timothy. Timothy lives across the street.
Let me guess, that's him?
Holy shit.
Whoo! You just got schooled, son.
Hi.
So Mexico, huh? What are you doing down here?
Yep. The one with the strobe lights.
You want Chow's ghost haunting you for rest of your life, Stu?
Brah
Letter after letter of total nonsense...
Well, if you lost your phone, Phil, I have that Find My Phone app.
me pusieron tetitas
Dry desert air.
When they setting of all the right flags
You didn't break into his old house.
Well...
Leslie, get down from there! Please! You're gonna hurt yourself!
Ha, that's cool, ha-ha-ha.
Holy fuck!
- Would you just hold still? Hold still! - Ow.
And chicken.
- Yeah. - You triple sure?
You're the only person I can trust in this shit-hole of a life.
You look great, Alan.
Leslie Chow. He's an international criminal. Look it up.
- Hat. For sure. - Oh, yeah. Okay.
I got a pretty dope Sense of humor bruh!
Well, and please correct me if I'm wrong, we're not breaking into this house.
What up nigga
"It sounds like a bad scene."
But, no matter what happens, remember:
Could you not spit inside my minivan, please? Jesus.
I just want him to tell me where my gold is.
I feel sick.
Mom: wow Me:
Anything!
Everyday When I get out of bed
Remember the marshmallows in Thailand?
- Help! - Let go, fucking asshole!
- What happened? - Is he leaving?
And make sure the little fucker's tied up.
- We just wanted to see you! - Liar! No one wants to see Chow!
He's coming this way.
Ha, ha. Ruined.
Think about it every night and day
Alan, tell me right now, why is Black Doug kidnapping us?
I can think of so many people I would rather have died first.
No. Hold on.
But I know something no one else knows.
No, my middle one could be different. The wires are all twisted.
- Hey. You okay? - No.
I HAVE OVER 60 APPS ON THAT PHONE AND ONE OF THEM IS THE WAVE 3 NEWS APP
STU: LOOK OUT!!!! PHIL: OH SHIT!!!
- Yeah? - No, that's it.
Goddamn it!
What a Pussy
I gotta go, little man.
My name is alan I bought a giraffe
- Another doctor, can you believe it? - Another doctor.
Nice stuff.
Perfect.
You don't get it, Stu.
Pretty much. Heh, heh.
I know every square inch of this place.
Chow, open the fucking door!
Felicidades Malditos
Well, that sounds glorious.
Alan, you all right?
It was my Shangri-La. Now it's gone.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit!
What?
I was gonna say I got this strange e-mail the other day.
You are right. I had not thought of that. Thank you.