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- What? - That's my password.
To see if I still feel
Come on. He's not that bad.
New Years resolution like...
Oh, he does that from time to time.
- That's brilliant. - Yes.
Hey, Alan?
Ha-ha-ha. We're gonna die finally.
One, two...
Phil!
You are to go back on your medication or I'm cutting you off.
No, that's perfect. No, it's like a three-hour drive from here.
Ooh, I got into cockfighting.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
How’s your UG training coming along
We had him trapped, and then he jumped!
My God, that was so intense.
What's the matter with you?
I got it! Whoa.
On three. One, two... - Chow, stop!
Ooh, I would love to see him.
Me after middle school drop off Sans boot
Oh, fuck.
Holy shit.
We miss you.
- Hello. - Hello.
And somebody's gotta pay.
[RAUGHS]
Sorry.
Go, go, go!
She's rude.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait!
- Hey, what's up, little man? - Hey.
Hey, Stu?
Oh, God.
Yeah?
Wait, what are we doing?
Mr. Chow?
...and he's holed up in the penthouse suite of Caesars Palace.
- Phil. - What, Alan?
That's not true. Stu and Phil are your friends.
You are not well
You sold Alan roofies.
What are we gonna do, Stu?
It's okay!
Damn. My mama gonna be pissed off at me on this one.
...this sheik is coming in from Abu Dhabi.
Definitely. Tattoo was the worst. Nightmare.
New Years resolution like....
Oh, great.
Okay, then. Ciao.
Where is he?
Quick, give me some sugar. Come on, come on, come on.
I saw it once in a pornography.
Mom: when will you stop being a sarcastic asshole
Stu, don't freak out, but you need to look down.
Chow?
WO Employee's biceps after two days in the field
You want to shoot a patient smile and don't know how to do?
Unreal.
Oh, my God.
Average back day
- Alan. - Quiet.
I don't know if it's Diesel.
Thanks.
Get your ass back over here.
...my father and I were extremely close.
Well, look around.
We did good. I got Demerol, a pack of syringes...
Oh, God.
...I still would like to get together on Tuesdays for bowling...
So how many rooster birds do you have, Chow?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You wanna tell him?
Luis: Felipe, pregunta una usuaria si es seguro usar el link de pagos. Felipe: no lo se tu dime
Where the fuck did he go?
...three.
Yeah, that's it.
Motherfuckers!
Whoo!
Chow loses temper sometimes.
- We didn't know what else to do. - Next time, don't lie to Chow.
- Alan, anything? - No, not even the gold.
My bad. I'm colorblind.
...sold at auction to highest bidders.
Oh, my God!
Oh, fuck.
The only thing that's real
Stuart Price.
There's a spot just outside of town.
We're not gonna kill the dogs, Chow.
- Why don't you just let me do it, Chow? - Okay. Either way, you or me. Same thing.
Fills in the puzzles, whatever he can, and then leaves.
I told myself I would never come back.
- Where are you going? - You'll see.
Chow!
He will kill Doug, period.
Oh, now you?
My head of security.
I Must have mixed up the Czechians My Fault Alan
- What about Chow? Anything? - No.
It's been so long.
Oh, my God! So gross!
Aah!
Woo-hoo!
- To killing it. - Killing it.
Sometimes I can still feel your little head on my chest.
AW, shit! Oh, shit.
We wuv you Becky
...and alternating Sundays for general horseplay.
He's not gonna kill you, Chow! He just wants his gold back!
You told them a story about a little Chinese man.