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Hey, Alan, I was just talking to Cassie. She's an amazing woman.
Thanks. Jeff bought it for me.
No one does.
I've always wanted one.
...to re-download those apps?
Doug!
He's alive. He's okay.
Chillax, Doug, we're all adults here.
It's piece of cake.
Get it out!
It's breathtaking.
Alan Garner.
...we're all here to tell you about an awesome place...
You're free to leave.
Check it out.
I can't feel my nuts.
- That's why I had to get the other half. - Enough, Chow! It's over!
You wanna get some Arby's?
Dear Leslie, OMG the McRib is back! Why was it ever gone?
Your name was Carlos once, did you know that... Well, it was, frankly, it suits you better
I'll see you around, Carlos.
- You look great. - So do you! You're pregnant.
I can't see anything!
It's buried behind this wall.
You know, the kind a dentist has access to.
When puppy training a CLUMBER…….
...and takes one of my guys off the street.
Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it!
Want Chow to blow your dick?
I pick up after you for 30 years.
Gotta keep low profile right now. Chow wanted man.
Why would you do that?
- I found the Demerol. - Good. Keep it, we're gonna need it.
Yes.
I got my phone. No fucking keys, though.
Prescription drugs.
I have over 60 apps on that computer
I Will Never Change Never Ever
Are you okay?
Right, but he may have been trying to pawn some gold.
You guys.
What?
Don't you get it?
We're gonna climb down...
What the fuck is that?
It's worth a shot.
shia, me pusieron tititas
Alan.
- Someone should clean that up. - Alan.
Step away from the bags. Let's go!
I mean, Jeff knows everything and he's cool, but...
Stay low like dog.
When you tell Chadd that the f in his name stands for funny
Oh! God!
Oh, look how happy this fucking guy is.
See, that right there, and you're acting all fidgety, plus you look like shit...
What if I lost my phone?
jrllo
What's going on?
Good, good.
Oh, my God, you guys...
Okay. Wow.
He wants to meet Alan tonight at 8. It says come alone.
- What? - I changed my mind.
Come on, Stu.
What up nigga
Do you have any idea how much time and man-hours it would take...
...called New Horizons.
Alan, they're coming, grab the last bag.
LOL Cock
God! Chow, cut it out!
What are you gonna do with Chow?
Stu, what's going on?
There's a car waiting for you out front.
This amount with syringes is just weird. Go check it out.
Like where?
Never! Ever!
Chow.
- Who sent you? - No one! No.
Woman...
- Let's go. - Hey! No! No! What the fuck?
Are you coming or not?
Fatty, it feels good to be out.
- We had a great time. - Yeah.
- Which way? - In there. The kitchen.
Wtf
We ruv you Chow!
Follow me.
Motherfuckers!
...father and neighbor.
Thank you for ripping me off.
Please, this is a huge mistake.
I'll text you the details. Be there at 6 a.m.
Yeah, but how are we gonna get inside without tripping the alarm?
I could feed him from my tree house.
Oh, really?
Why you wanna drug poor Chow?
- Alan, it's fine. You don't need it. - Okay.
Don't struggle. Let go.
Yeah, I heard that was legendary.
Chow used to be on top of the world.
Uh, ahem, why don't you have a seat, bud? We just want to talk to you for a sec.