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It was kind of out of hand, and I said things...
If there's one word I want to leave you with today, it's this.
were you alone?
I didn't know you could just attend those.
Unemployment is what, 250 bucks a week?
No, I don't even think of him that way. He's old.
They follow a workflow that takes them through anything.
Doing all right?
Well, today I stand before you with just that.
Auto industry is in the dump.
so I thought I'd just take it for the weekend.
Fear of mortality. It's like, Yeah, you're gonna die one day.
We are gonna get our workhorses back in the air,
Yeah. Okay, Frank and I are trying out a trial separation.
I mean, they say crazy things.
and having a certain amount of anxiety about the future.
Our pilot has just informed me that we are passing over the city of Dubuque,
Well, that's good.
- She say where she was going? - No. She was a little upset.
I thought we signed up for the same thing.
- That's too bad. Where does she live? - Chicago.
Wow.
- Well, do you want some Xanax? - I don't think that's for sleeping.
This is not an assessment of your productivity.
What's going on here?
The positive effect?
Yeah, the guests are arriving around 5:00,
You... You still renting that one-bedroom?
You don't need to do this. - No, it's okay. I got this.
Yeah. I'm a sucker for simulated hospitality.
Do you remember Karen Barnes,
Dan and Erin's Savings Plan Motto
Some guy sits down in a conference room somewhere
Your résumé says that you minored in French culinary arts.
- No, I think that's a fabulous idea. - Yeah, it's a good one.
Somebody to talk to, someone to spend your life with.
The other reason's not important.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special announcement to make.
What kind of problem do you have?
This line is for members of our Matterhorn program!
I don't mind being married to my career,
doing what they do best, okay?
How dare you bring that into this palace?
Look, before Lindbergh could cross the Atlantic,
This is ridiculous!
is your position is no longer available.
Basically, it's a fleet of shit-boxes.
Come on.
- You never got married. - That's true.
Furniture, you can bring your own
And they put your name on the side of a plane.
I'm not a shrink, Bob. I'm a wake-up call.
I don't want to say anything that's anti-feminist.
You never called.
I wanted you to be covered, that's all.
I thought I was a part of your real life.
I don't know.
The place is a shithole. Nobody stays there.
Got it.
All the answers you're looking for are inside those pages.
Probably because you can't have babies.
or is that one of the principles of your bullshit philosophy?
Or maybe a drink?
I just don't see the value in it.
What we do here is brutal, and it does leave people devastated.
Just like that?
Give me a boost.
You go out for a jog,
Did you wake him up for an awkward goodbye
Fuck.
And they send some yo-yo like you in here
Not necessarily. - Don't even sweat it.
Really?
God. Drove me up the wall. Boyfriends are for kids, right?
It's not like that. The miles are the goal.
And one of those lights, slightly brighter than the rest,
What gave you the idea to do something so...
We are here to make limbo tolerable,
- She's fired Ned. - My dog can fire Ned. Fire me.
It can be a little counterproductive.
Well, I don't have a lot of hope,
- Is that a joke? - Yes.
You know, I don't remember.
I want you to feel the straps on your shoulders.
- That was a nice touch. - Thanks.