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so they can print out photos of Julie and Jim on cardboard
The only one who can fire me is Craig Gregory.
- Nice. - Don't blame me.
Fair enough. Any other messages?
Closer. Okay.
No, my kids, we're not gonna do anything.
Bingo, Asians.
and she had some pretty big ideas that she challenged me with.
Change is always scary, but consider the following.
- Never? - No.
- Pi's just a number. - Well, we all need a hobby.
No. No, that's fine.
Maplewood card.
I'm sure this is gonna be very helpful, a packet.
of all the places she hasn't been is beyond me.
It's actually pretty good.
That's me, too.
Are you mad at your computer?
and then everybody is gonna settle in.
Natalie fired her.
Would you call her? She thinks you've turned to butter.
corner office by day, entertaining at night.
No, Jim's uncle is gonna do it.
Okay?
♪ Caught up in circles ♪
You get to come home.
Oh, Christ.
- Natalie all right? - Natalie quit.
Sounds like a trap.
She killed herself, jumped off a bridge.
You seem happier than all my married friends.
All right, I'll check in.
I mean, you are an escape.
What do you mean? I... I wanted to see you.
I'd like to transfer some of my miles.
When I was 16, I thought by 23 I'd be married.
We weigh ourselves down until we can't even move.
no more Christmases in a hotel in Tulsa,
...
We have our round-the-world tickets. They're 500,000 miles each.
when all this shit is swirling around in your head,
the cheap sushi, are warm reminders that I'm home.
I always imagined he'd have a single syllable name like Matt or John or Dave.
Placement services. That's generous.
- Come on in here. - Great job out there, Natalie.
We're going home.
and they never have a moment of happiness.
and I recently lost my job.
So, what are you doing at the hotel?
- What do you want me to do? - Talk to him.
This company keeps 23 people on the road at least 250 days a year.
Good call on that towel rack.
You did?
Okay. Great.
I'm 57 fucking years old.
You get to come home.
What do you suggest I tell them?
I thought you had to be registered.
So many that I've actually forgotten what it's like to hire somebody.
Way closer.
How are you not getting this? You're grounded.
Start with the little things, the things on shelves and in drawers.
All right. Okay. All right.
You're on a computer screen, remember?
It's expensive, and it's inefficient.
- Ever? - Never.
Hey. What's up, Ryan?
What's all this? What's going on?
He... He really fit the bill.
Do you ever wonder why they called it the Spirit of St. Louis?
And now this woman comes along
I'm really flexible.
No, that's why we love athletes.
The backpack should be getting pretty heavy now.
you expect to earn in salary.
Thanks.
Now who's stereotyping?
- You've got to love them. - That's racist.
I took Geography in here.
- This big? - I don't want to brag.
- Hi. I'm Dave. - I'm Natalie.
It would have been a lot tougher if I would have had to make it on my own.
- I'll grab it. - You sure?
they're getting jobs, and they're getting married,
Old people are worse.
This reason's not important.
And it's because they sat there that they were able to do it.
- It's a philosophy. - It's stupid.
Bye.
Your cousins, your aunts, your uncles,
- Does it matter why? - How is Julie?
I want you to imagine for a second that you're carrying a backpack.
Yeah, I mean, what am I starting here?
This is a rebirth.
One reason's not important. One reason's not important.
and then take photos of them in interesting places,
and I really don't know when there's gonna be light at the end of the tunnel.
all for the price of a T1 line.
I'm a grown-up, okay?
Don't worry, we'll be in touch with you soon.
Thank you, Natalie.
Otherwise, that's a recipe for disaster.
I don't get it. Why does your sister want a fake photo?
How is my little road warrior?
What should I do?
Welcome back, Mr. Bingham.
No, no, I get it. I'm in.
I know there's been a lot of whispering about why we're here,
and find one of our transition specialists waiting for him.
Hi. Hey, I signed for this while you were gone.
we moved each one of my grandparents into a nursing facility.
I'm fine. It's a pleasure to meet you.