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It's what us modern girls do when we have a crush.
Well, I guess everybody does that at one point or another.
That's it?
How do you like Wisconsin in February?
I know you wanna be there for her.
Gas tank full of gas?
to live symbiotically for a lifetime.
I've been watching her results the last few days. She's great.
I don't think a MySpace page qualifies you to rewire an entire company.
Am I supposed to feel better that I'm not the only one losing my job?
Change is always scary, but consider the following.
Eşinle şu anda ne gibi sorunlar yaşıyorsun?
I mean, how do you do that?
They're all depressed. We're firing them.
- Shit! - It'll be fine.
So, we came up with this master plan, which was for me
Fine. You and the kids?
Pricks are spontaneous, they're unpredictable, and they're fun.
Last year, I spent 322 days on the road,
Look, I'm just dicking around. Come on. Give me a hand.
I want you to have a key to my place.
Likes kids. Wants kids.
Thank you.
No. No, it's just talk.
Now, last summer, we received a dynamite young woman here
I've been looking at those great numbers over the last few days.
You gotta try not to take this personally.
And make no mistake, moving is living.
the people I worked with were my family and I died.
Just like that?
You can just put them right there.
We've never met, but I know you'd be lucky to have Natalie Keener.
What do I know what goes on here? Get Ferguson to do it.
Why she wants dozens of reminders
Ryan, I'm not some waitress you banged in a snowstorm.
I travel 270 days a year.
What kind of problems do you have with your wife at the moment?
- That's nothing. - Forty minutes.
I type with purpose.
That's me on the right.
A pleasure.
Feel them?
And then we're surprised when they turn out to be pricks.
But it was fun. It was tricky.
Excellent question. Who the fuck am I?
- I'm here today to discuss your future. - My future?
Jesus, Ryan, I'm not asking you to check in.
Please, for the love of God, can I fire the next one?
- Hello? - Hey, Ryan, how you holding up?
Nice meeting you.
that gives me the sense of purpose.
Well, I'm gonna spend my energy on suing you unless you give me
So, where are you from?
Okay.
As a favor to me, I'd appreciate it if you didn't spread the news just yet.
There is no point. That's what I'm saying.
So, if you would like to see me again, then give me a call.
I'll never see Steve again.
and before you know it, you'll be on your way to new opportunities.
Go out there, show her the magic, take her through the paces.
Sometimes they just need to vent.
because this will be your last week of employment at this company.
And a nice smile.
or because you hate the baggage that they come along with?
as a method of coping.
IT'S 10 MILLION MILES
I plan on grabbing as many miles as I can.
All right. Call me when you get lonely.
It's 10 million miles.
White-collar, college grad,
You're awfully isolated the way you live.
No, I don't even think of him that way. He's old.
It's perfectly normal to be upset.
You need to give them time to acknowledge each statement, okay?
You know, you better watch yourself.
Yeah, okay.
Well, I'm sure she'll be crushed for having missed this airport.
3 x 7 x 7 x 43 x 43 = 44247
- You wanted to see me? - Well...