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I GET OFF WORK AT 6:00.
UH-UH-UH.
AND HE DOES NEED A JOB.
WOW, BETWEEN THIS JOB AND SCHOOL,
WAIT'LL I TELL HER THE GREAT NEWS.
♪ THE YOUNGEST ONE IN CURLS ♪
YES, PLEASE.
HOW LONG BEFORE DINNER?
AND MR. HASKELL WAS PUTTING UP A SIGN IN THE WINDOW:
I HAVE TO CHOOSE JAN.
THE NERVE OF HIM.
WELL, I WOULD'VE AS SOON AS I GOT AROUND TO IT.
MARCIA, I WANT TO...
2 LOVERS' DELIGHTS.
HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU LOST 4 POUNDS!
WE'D LIKE, UM, 2 LOVERS' DELIGHT SPECIALS.
WELL, WE MIGHT HAVE HEARD A RUMOR.
Look what you did!
WHAT?
AND DON'T WORRY.
THIS WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY NEW JOB, WOULD IT?
TEACHING AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS.
OK, RUN AWAY FROM THE TRUTH, YOU CAPTAIN BLIGH DICTATOR.
THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY SCALE.
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO CATCH IT WITH ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOT INTO THIS BROOM.
GIVE ME THE CONES.
I DON'T GET IT.
AND THEN I CHEAT ANYWAY.
HEY, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.
WHAT? ON THE WAY TO THE LIBRARY,
♪ IT'S THE STORY OF A MAN NAMED BRADY ♪
THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ANYTHING THAT YOU HAVE TO SAY
NOT LONG NOW.
WHY?
BECAUSE I HAVE NOT GAINED AN OUNCE SINCE COLLEGE.
MARCIA, LOOK AT THOSE SKIMPY CONES.
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