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2 LOVERS' DELIGHTS.
UH, KIDS, WHY DON'T YOU TRY A SEAT AT THE TABLE?
WHOOPS, YOU'VE GAINED 3 POUNDS.
YOU JUST DATED HER TO GET EVEN?
YEAH, FOR ME IT'D BE A CINCH.
IT ISN'T ENOUGH TO KEEP A HUMMINGBIRD ALIVE.
WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE CHEATING ON MY DIET,
EVERY AFTERNOON NEXT WEEK.
NOT AN OUNCE, HUH?
WELL?
YES, I WOULD.
THERE.
"BUSINESS BEFORE PLEASURE."
YEAH, YEAH, I GET THE MESSAGE.
A JOB AT THE LEANING TOWER OF PIZZA PARLOR.
THAT'S A FULL OUNCE OF CHEESE.
SO WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND A HELPER AS GOOD AS YOU?
JEFF, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
MARCIA... MARCIA, YOU'RE A VERY GOOD WORKER.
MR. HASKELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT THE BROOM.
THANK YOU, MR. HASKELL.
YOU FIRED ME 'CAUSE YOU'RE POWER-HUNGRY.
IS GOING BACK TO WORK AFTERNOONS.
WILLPOWER. REMEMBER?
I'VE DEVOTED 9 YEARS OF MY LIFE TO EDUCATION
MR. HASKELL, WOULD YOU TAKE A CHANCE ON ANOTHER BRADY?
THE BUTTERED NOODLES AND THE BISCUITS AND...
HERE. LET ME... LET ME... LET ME WIPE SOME OFF.
THANKS, MR. HASKELL.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU GIVE SMALL PEOPLE POWER.
AND YOU'RE A CAPITAL "G" GOOF-OFF!
NOW MAYBE MR. HASKELL WILL GIVE YOU YOUR JOB BACK.
THEN WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET?
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