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WELL, I'VE GOT THE STRENGTH, BUT I DON'T HAVE THE TIME.
IT'S MY NEWEST CREATION:
LET'S SEE.
THAT MEANS YOU WON'T NEED ONE OF US.
HE THOUGHT WAS BEST FOR THE JOB.
THE JOB'S ALREADY TAKEN.
I DON'T HAVE TO WEIGH MYSELF. I CAN FEEL IT.
OH, THANKS, BUT I JUST STOPPED BY FOR A MINUTE.
MARCIA, HE LEFT WITHOUT PAYING.
SIT DOWN, JAN, SIT DOWN A MINUTE.
COME ON. ON THE SCALE.
PEOPLE SAID I NEEDED RELAXATION.
I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW.
NO, I'M SERIOUS. YOU'RE SUPER.
WE WANT A TOUCHDOWN!
REMEMBER YOUR HIPS, ALICE.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
YEAH, BUT I RESERVED THE COURT AND EVERYTHING.
SOME PEOPLE GET ALL THE LUCK.
I'LL BE AS OLD AS YOU BEFORE I FIND A JOB.
MMM-HMM.
ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, SWEETHEART?
AND SHAMPOO MY HAIR AND...
I'LL WAIT FOR YOU KIDS OUTSIDE.
FROM RIGHT OUT OF LEFT FIELD, SHE FIRED ME.
BREAKFAST COMING RIGHT UP.
THANKS.
FOR THE SAME REASON.
LISTEN, IF I WANT TO, I COULD LOSE IT LIKE THAT.
COMPLIMENTS OF THE HOUSE.
HI, JEFF.
THAT'S HOW IT IS IN BUSINESS.
I'M SURE MR. HASKELL JUST HIRED THE PERSON
I'D BE A SPANISH DANCER.
HERE WE GO.
HI, MARCIA.
THERE'S A GREAT ROCK CONCERT AT THE PARK ON SATURDAY.
DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S DANGEROUS TO WAKE UP SOMEBODY
GET OFF THAT PHONE NOW.
THEY SAY GOLF IS A VERY RELAXING GAME.
OK, SO I'M NOT PERFECT.