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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Do not mix with alcohol"?
Oh.
We'll see you soon.
(sniffles) Oh.
made in colors known to scare seagulls.
is what the kids today call "blizzard."
(moaning)
it's a hernia!
while Dad is eating three desserts.
Uh, can't we watch something with kittens?
(stammers): You sit on me.
Strong woman, I love you.
Keep the kite swooping, Marge.
(suspenseful music playing)
So, Mom is kitesurfing
(moaning)
I know you do.
Take your medicine.
We could make face cookies.
I'm not paying you!
-What's a keynote speech? -(chuckles)
Even booking the appointment,
Kitesurfing?
Homer! Good-o!
(moaning)
And if there's one thing you don't want to aggravate,
Now, what sports are we gettin' you ready for, Marge?
Bart, honey, your father and I need you
something they both like doing.
Thank God. The Heffernans.
("Theme from Mission: Impossible" playing)
perfect night!
Oh, he's got enough stress at work.
(seductively): pay the babysitter.
Yello? Pizza Palace?
Babysitter party at our house.
-(groans) -(buzzing)
An inguinal hernia is no laughing matter.
Bam and zup. (chuckles)
in bed tonight.
ruby gillman
("Allegro Non Molto" from Vivaldi's Four Seasons playing)
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