Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll never let myself go like that!
You can see me?!
¶ Come on Kitesurf-ari with me... ¶
(shrieks)
TV ANNOUNCER: Back now to live coverage
I guess we can watch the PowerPoint presentation
Possibly. But don't be alarmed.
See, you've got a tear in your abdominal wall
By then, this mild ankle sprain should be good as new.
Oh, there's kittens in there.
is fart "The Star Spangled Banner."
When I got married, I took a vow:
You haven't replaced me since 1989.
Homer Simpson, are you trying to watch football Homer Simpson, are you trying to watch football
Hmm. "Possible side effects
(grunting)
Your bride will look radiant
Who will protect me when you die?
After you, Marge.
It's always the babies.
(inhales, sighs)
I'm-a comin', Marge!
I was pregnant, and you had a fever of 103.
Didn't you ever ask yourself how a beach bum like him
Honey, I signed us up for physical therapy this afternoon.
just take it easy.
No turtles!
Mwah.
Aw, you remembered.
And a spreader-bar, bindings, impact vest, chicken loop,
Would you like me to rehab you at work?
D.R. Heffernan.
Her name is Cheryl, and she wants nothing to do with...
I guess I didn't want to know.
(grunts)