Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

just anyone who lives in it...

If Ted Mosby isn't fantastic, fire me.

[Southern Accent] My stars!

[Together] Damn it!

This is a nightmare. I can't believe she kept that tape.

Listen. Arthur, Marshall's wife has an idea...

But look, sometimes I go play chess in the park.

Because, Barney, I swear to God, if that's you...

"A symbol of strength and constancy...

- Well... - [Ted Narrating] Kids, for legal reasons...

That's the only thing that matters to me right now.

The Arcadian's gonna be all like...

And you resent her for it... so much so in fact that you dump her.

You wouldn't just... You wouldn't just...

if you're a-hopin' to score, don't leave your socks on the floor.

Of course, had he asked me a few days earlier, I would have immediately said...

[Together] Dibs.

[Snaps Fingers]

I don't know. Homegirl is pretty diabolical.

but instead sides with some self-righteous bitch...

Come on. This is so about the girl.

And then this happened.

I just need to find a good rhyme to end on.