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but instead sides with some self-righteous bitch...

"A symbol of strength and constancy...

[Snaps Fingers]

You wouldn't just... You wouldn't just...

[Southern Accent] My stars!

And then this happened.

I don't know. Homegirl is pretty diabolical.

This is a nightmare. I can't believe she kept that tape.

- Well... - [Ted Narrating] Kids, for legal reasons...

And you resent her for it... so much so in fact that you dump her.

But look, sometimes I go play chess in the park.

Because, Barney, I swear to God, if that's you...

I just need to find a good rhyme to end on.

If Ted Mosby isn't fantastic, fire me.

Of course, had he asked me a few days earlier, I would have immediately said...

if you're a-hopin' to score, don't leave your socks on the floor.

[Together] Damn it!

[Together] Dibs.

Listen. Arthur, Marshall's wife has an idea...

just anyone who lives in it...

That's the only thing that matters to me right now.

The Arcadian's gonna be all like...

Come on. This is so about the girl.