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you wanted to talk about?
What's wrong, sweetie? You have a rough day?
had a secret spider, I'd help you feed it.
- He has your number? - That's the guy your dad's
you might have been a-a, uh, a pirate.
you go to seek your fortune. Try to avoid
that aren't Teddy and the people
which has never, ever happened to me.
I need to get your dirty laundry for the wash.
Is that what you want? I'll stop.
Anyway, we're all glad you are who you are.
Say "along came a hmm-hmm."
but at least you won't get trampled.
Tell them they won a free night in a fancy shoebox resort.
the right sound, so I had to fart again
are the only people I really like to hang out with.
Okay, Phoebe and I are going to bed.
Um, Dad Boys II. Like the movie?
The talk about my ingrown toenail
- (phone dings) - Oh. Teddy's texting me.
Until now. Now she's living
And we're not. Phew.
I think we just shake the container and dump them in.
- Hi. - Hello there.
He hit my leg with a rock so I could feel what he feels.
Louise, why didn't you take Phoebe outside yesterday?
Leaning against the bookshelf was a weird idea,
I'm fine. We just, you know,
But never Pheebs. She hates that.
We'll figure out another way to be friends with an airplane.
Yeah, and if they come inside our home or restaurant,
Louise, I guess smashing glass
Okay, how are we smashing this? Anyone got a bowling ball, or...
I looked over to see if she was looking at me, and-and she was.
- Is that what people say? - Maybe don't open with that.
and they belong outside. Not in our home. Where we live.
you're adventurous, and in another time,
I think you're delightful.
Who's Cliff? I don't know Cliff. It's a good name, though.
- (gags) - Come on, if you guys
I hope there are plenty of bugs for you to murder.
Yeah, it doesn't matter. They're dads. They probably smell, too.
- Um... - Ignore them. Okay,
If that's what it takes for our friendship.
"when will this be over?"
- called "It's Men- - You, - Not Men- - Me"?
Uh-huh.
over your head? No? Okay. Phoebe,
I'll just tell Mom we're looking for a spider?
Oh, God, I just texted him the letter I.
I'm not making her. We just have our roles.
It's not fair. Everyone thinks Phoebe is this scary spider.