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LOUISE: We caught you some flies for dinner.
- Th- - This is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is my mom.
Tell him you're busy. Then say, "I'll check my schedule
You know all that so-called dangerous stuff?
No, no, no, no, no, don't go in there. Uh...
I'm sure she's great, but she's a spider
And I'll take her back to her box,
Yeah, sounds like you do it a lot.
(yawns) Hey, Spider, you're still here.
Maybe we could just use it to make sure we're not vampires?
Ding-dong? Oh, right. Spider.
Who, Phoebe?
And you built a web? Impressive.
- I hear outside is nice. - Yeah, okay.
Won't that be weird? Louise, I'm gonna start in your room
♪ But that's okay because we'll leave it behind ♪
make her weird or bad. Does it? I mean, does it?
- I can't tell. - Louise, are we possibly
I don't even know if I can follow that.
and they'll live forever.
(grunting, exclaiming)
with some other dads from school
and then I'll pick an outfit. It's part of my process.
You mean the shoebox you trapped a wild spider in?
I just try not to breathe so much.
I'm getting pretty good at texting.
Me too. Flies usually land on me, eventually.
Dad, are you making Mom kill a bug for you again?
Okay, enough about me. Your turn.
as much as you do. And I don't want her
Tonight. Now. And send.
He won't be in tomorrow for lunch because he bought
They really do.
that's where you work. And it's where I eat.
and everybody made me feel weird about it.
It's funny because you're a spider
I'm just gonna say "ha-ha" and hope that works.