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They moved me to defense last year.
We got more music coming from the '70s and '90s.
Wow! Check out these snowmen.
Winter's just barely started.
- Exactly like you were sleeping. - No, I was waiting up for you.
Well, I care, but I chose it.
...you can never lose them. Ever.
I love you, Gab.
He hit on me.
What?
- Chester just peed on a live snowman! - No cranberries.
He does?
Sid, is that you?
You put the bottom ball on the top ball.
He kept Looking at me up in the stands.
Merry Christmas, Miss Moon.
What?
Dad?
Hey, man. Good morning.
...and you won't see it. Like you never saw his measles...
Okay, come on.
Just a minute, Mom!
Let's go in the house. Come on. It's getting cold.
When?
I love you so much, Gab.
If you come down a bit at your end...
Why is the floor wet?
Man, it's cold!
What about it?
Run!
Yeah, just act casual.
Come on.
- We got to go. - Be with you in one second.
As long as you hold someone in your heart...
Anything but a Jeep is a sissy car.
Time to split.
Really?
More than anything, he wanted you to be whatever you wanted to be.
You and me. Once and for all.
I got kind of hungry.
One of your harmonicas?
No, no, no.
It's for you.
About what?
What the heck is it?
I'm sorry. Defense is a good position, but you're a natural winger.
I couldn't miss your big game.
Yeah? Well, it's time he gets over it.
- He's melting. - Who's melting?
Come on, Charlie!
...the morning you were born.
I don't think so.
Fire!
Okay, you're grounded.
...so dead!
They're using the heavy artillery!
Hello there.
Hey, hon.
I've been doing a lot of thinking about what you said.
...and wipe the ice with their filthy butts!
Do you mind if I try?
I wasn't a big fan of sexy zone.
Three balls, two stick arms, a cute cork nose.
Talk about your separation anxiety.
Every time
What?
And Eskimos have wet floors, Mom. Duh.
We'll see about that.
Hey, you! Ball number two.
I think I need a day off.
Play clean. Have a good game.
Or pretzels? They've got...
We can hang out while your mom Christmas shops.
Let's go.
That's not just going to work. That's not just going to work.
Really?
...sort of.
Boy, the old Wizard could use a nap.
Oh, look.
I don't know. That's a good point. Could maybe play a half an hour.
Then bring it, son.
I see. It's like that.
I wonder if I could borrow some lip balm?
I'm heading to the Shiverfest. You want to come along?
He's just smart, so he needs a big cranium for his brain.
I mean, how Long do you have to play?
Oh, man...
Four. Yeah, what am I thinking? I'm there. I'm there.
You okay? Good man.
Back off!
You look good.
Relax. He's 63. I straightened him out.
Maybe I could borrow Mac's car. I could drive back.
What?
No. I'm not going to let you.