Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You could? - You think they'll come right over?

Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!

We're movin' out, and I mean now!

Aw, you college guys are all alike. All you really care about is getting laid.

It is, really very comfortable here.

At ease! At ease! At ease!

Shit we forgot the slicer

Have you ever made love to a woman?

What is a nerd?

You changed your mind.

You know Adams has got the best computer department in the country.

You feeling anything yet, Takashi? - Booger, I feel nothing.

Oh no, not the Mu’s!

Can't believe we finally made it.

- Smell this one, nerd. - Hey, Coach, Coach,

Burke, Burke, he's our man! If he can't do it, Ogre can!

You can stay here in the gym for as long as you like.

If we don't impress the Tri-Lambs, we'll never get in.

You Just Got Your Asses Whipped By a Bunch of God Damned Nerds...NERDS!

Today's Special... Fried Mac & Cheeseburger

your father looked down at you,

I'll say. Parties. Meeting new people. This is really gonna be great.

Damn! You Mu's sure can party!

I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche bag, but that's in Ohio.

Look at miss sharon's massive tits !!!!!

Don't you touch that boy.

- Uh, what's your name? - Judy.

That's 29 rejections so far.

Wait. Aren't Alpha Betas, like, all jocks and face men?

I know. That'd be so great.

Dooley, Edward.

They're really spontaneous people. I'll call 'em.

As you know, we have no chapter at Adams College,

Can you do it again? Do it again!

Here. Lemme show you.

What's π stand for? - Hair pie.

It's a definite high.

Look at the size of Miss Sharon's tits !!!!!

Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person.

Must've been the electrical wiring.

I'd like to introduce to you the men that are gonna bring you

What the fuck is a beege?

- You can do it! - God!

It's a beautiful day, isn't it? It's gonna be a great year.

Okay, hold on for a second.

When you're the night king and need a dragon

Kwami kids: with an oink oink Here And an oink oink there!

When someone whispers to me Carmen is not gonna be at the meeting I’m like!!!

When someone eats the last slice of pumpkin pie...

I mean, it's, uh, godlike in a way.

If they win homecoming, they're gonna take over the Greek Council.

BIRDS! BIRDS! BIRDS!

at which time the driver will chug a beer.

Oh yeah, take it off miss sharon !!!!!

- Nerds! - What are we waitin' for?

That’s my deep ball.

It's like we're refugees from a war!

Must be the music. I'll put on something he'll like better.

And on that farm he had some pigs. E-I-E-I-O

Donald Trump in a cabinet meeting like:

Now say, "Hi, U.N."

Really believe in you, son.

Yeah. Looks like we're in for quite a change.

Eat a pie for charity. Step right up.

Look at that! Look at that!

We've got to go now, honey. Your dad has an appointment.

- Well, let's get those nerds! - Nerds!

These are the Alpha Betas! They're the football players.

Have any of you guys got dates besides Gilbert?

Yeah, sure. Oh, no. Here. Let me get it.

- What's up, Betty? Somethin' wrong? - Yeah.

you won't be left out in the cold.

Oh yeah, get naked baby !!!!!

Starbucks Strawberryverymuch Frappaccino This is some good shit!

Maybe if you're not busy sometime, we could have a cup of coffee or something.

- Nerds! - Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre!

15 chocolate bars sold on first day. Better than last year

At center, number 53, Harry Reagan!

You know, that cheerleader set us up, Lewis.

Getting in the mood....

I been out combin' the high schools all day.

- It is outrageous, man. - What is it?

I think you'll make a fine addition to Tri Lambda, and I wanna welcome you aboard.

Look at the ass and tits on miss sharon !!!!!

Rubbers? What do we need rubbers for?

It's all tied up,

Damn. You Mooses sure love Disney in Ice!

Miss Sharon is taking off her top !!!!!