Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Working with a computer's great.
Motivating players since '85
Miss Sharon has enormous tits !!!!!
at wide receiver, number 84, Danny Burke!
Niners! Niners! Niners!
We’ve Got Bush! We’ve Got Bush!
You'll... You'll be on your own.
You gangbanged Miss Duplantis ????
Just try it!
Wow. This campus is awesome.
- Yes. - How come?
- Come on! Let's go, Burke! Here we go! - Oh, no!
Oh.
I'm not kissing a nerd
The overall winner will be determined by total points
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
We've got to become the best fraternity on campus.
Gilbert, you better get up. They're here.
eighteen minutes and seven seconds.
Nerds!
Gable, Gable, he's our man! If he can't do it, Burke can!
Ogre! Ogre! Ogre! Ogre!
Gilbert, don't be a fool.
More people voted Clinton But Trump is taking office
You don't have a fucking chance, nerd.
Yes, sir.
Ohio State
No one's gonna be free until weirdo persecution ends.
It's a special risk management tool!
Don't tell my mother I was nervous, okay? I wouldn't want her to worry.
Omega Mu!
I Say We Blow The F#<%Ers Up...
This'll be our early warning device, so we don't walk in on each other.
- Jesus, Burke, what is this? - 188 proof.
As you can see, we've provided accommodations for you
I'm saying...
Earl, show the petitioners in, please.
Seven, and eight, and stretch those arms.
Haystack, flame on, buddy. Flame on!
You're both gonna do great. I'm proud of you.
- We're college men now. - Isn't college great?
- I... - What do you want?
Lewis, we're gonna control the Greek Council next year.
and I know that no member of my fraternity
Hey Carmen says your not friends anymore???
Nerd shit
Give me those back! Come here! Hey!
My Friday
I'm gonna see to it that each and every one of you is taken care of.
Why? Does she have a penis?
Arnold was hoping for Hair Pie!
we can manage this move with as little inconvenience as possible.
- And where the hell are we gonna live? - Yeah. What about us, huh?
Well, I'd like to propose a toast to U.N. Jefferson,
Like Davy Crockett always said, be sure you're right, then go ahead.
Come on! Come on!
Hair pie
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
There's a lot more of us than there are of you.
Me every AM
We won't let you down either.
lamdas all the way
Why? Because we're smart?
and help out in any way possible.
Yeah!
That's right, Arnold.
Yeah. You wanna switch glasses?
Just try it!
Posquito, Lawrence.
Buy a pie for charity! Thank you.
- Looks terrific, doesn't it, Stan? - Yeah.
HE NO STAND NO CHANCE NOW! GO, YANG!
- That's good, yes? Oh. - No. No, you got too many kings.
im glad to see you ner... you guys finally fought back
I say we blow their fucking houses up.
- Come on, guy! - Only one more lap to go.
Look at this counter. Could be good.
Miss Duplantis agreed to pull a train !!!!!
What are you looking at, nerd? Huh?
- Do you wanna dance? - Okay.
You MU's sure can party!!
We thought you could use some more pigs for your party, nerds.
you get the laundry money, you get the new cars.
Look at Karen Kuka's fine ass !!!!!
Oh, Stan.
TWENTY ONE DOLLARS AND SEVEN CENTS
- I'm up. - You Okay?
Lamda Lamda lamda!
Ha No.
Meeting adjourned
.
- That's good. - Thanks.
Liquid heat.
Oh, I'm so proud of you two boys.
- Is this the Stewart residence? - Why are you here?
It is a black-and-white television. More good news,
I thought I was going to a Trump rally, but that's in Ohio.
Why do they call you booger?
- Lewis, where are the Pi's? - I don't know.
Maybe we can have "robster craws."
Here’s why
You can all sing along. The words are really easy.
And, uh, I'm pretty proud of it!
Get those Nerds!!
- Give me an "S"! - What's it spell?