Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd like to present the trophy
What an opportunity for you guys.
Lambda Lambda Lambda!
live over at the Alpha Beta house
- Maybe we could help them out. - Yeah?
Gilbert, it's probably not over yet. There's a fraternity for us.
Okay. Here goes.
Come here.
Go to the camera in Miss Sharon's room.
I don't know about the best, Lewis. It'll certainly be the messiest.
See if Miss Sharon is in the shower.
I really don't think Betty Childs is that kind of person, Gilbert.
Old! Nerds! Old! Nerds!
Liars!
Establishing a blue ribbon fact finding comission made up of myself and Ms. Betty Childs
chose to accept us
How about now?
- Eat a pie for charity. Thank you very much. - Eat a pie for charity!
I say we blow the F#<%ers up
Ohio State
Yeah!
Guys, we are never gonna get a fair shake as long as Stan Gable is president.
You'll be dead by then, Gilbert.
Down! Down! Down!
We love you when you're mad!
Step aside, mama. I wanna see some of that muff.
- Yeah! - Yes!
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
- What did the Pink Panther say? - Dead ant. Dead ant.
Poindexter, do you wanna fuck or not?
This is going to be a great year.
but it has become a tradition here at Adams, the belching contest.
According to your by-laws,
.
I'll Drink To That
Lewis, if you don't want the bed by the window, I'll take it.
- Ogre! - The Ogre!
While think about waht if The Blue gets their seats
I got 2:37. Dad, how fast are we going?
One, two, three, four! Come on, girls! Fat is your enemy!
I drink to that.
$21.07
Hey, buddy! Here!
Bye. Thanks for the ride.
Mac margaritas defense system
Miss sharon's tits are enormous !!!!!
Now, I figure with lunch and two A.R.V.'s
I want to be with people my own age.
We’ve got Spreads! We’ve got spreads!
All we ever think about is sex.
- Yup. - Definite possibilities.
That was wonderful.
- Come on, buddy! Kick his ass! - Go, go, go, go!
Leading the conference in reception,
Yes.
Lambda Lambda Lambda boys
Great.
Remember; Please forgive me
All right, men. I want everybody to listen up.
Well, let's get those turds! TURDS!
I say we blow the fuckers up
- You know, I love the accordion. - Really?
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hi, Gilbert. - Hi.
Move!
- Good night, Gilbert. - Good night, Lewis.
- Hey, guys, we got dates. - Who?
Stewart Family Vacation
- Okay. Okay. - Here. Hit this one.
Turds! Turds! Turds!
It’s a pe raid!
- You gotta let them know that you want it! - I want it!
In the eyes of my father, my maker And The WEAZ!!!!
- Go up. Go up. Go up. - Up?
Me too. Uh, for those who do have allergies, um...
But when I got into college, I decided that I wanted something
Wtf are Rooster craws
The Red better prevail or we'll.. Be up to our necks in nerd, and weirdo causes and shit
You know, if we win that homecoming carnival,
Our defensive captain, number 79, Fred Polowosky!
Hair pie! Hair pie!
But, Gilbert,
.
Gilbert, help me with the trunk.
Crush this ice for me, will you?